cB is Hiring! Options

[*Spencer*]

So you think you have what it takes to become a staff member on cB? Great, because we're looking for more people to hire! Remember, being a cB staff member is a job that takes responsibility and dedication, and not just a title to show off.

WHAT WE ARE LOOKING FOR

• Hypocrites. You must be willing to do so in an orderly manner. We only tolerate the best. If you can't be fake, GET THE FUCK OUT! Or just don't apply.

AVAILABLE POSITIONS

• People Staff: People Staff are in charge of modding the Community Forums. They have no final say in any big decisions and are often overlooked.
• Design Staff: Design Staff are in charge of modding the Design Forums. They never participate in anything going on and live in the queue. They're input is asked for, but not required, nor recieved.

REQUIREMENTS

• Hypocritical thinking.
• Any messaging system that is not associated with the forums! You must know how to use it as it is means for you to secretly single out who you hate without it being considered bashing as it isn't part of the forums.

HOW TO APPLY
We're desperate, so just apply!

Deadline is October 16th for applications, so get to submitting!

Please don't be afraid to apply as we'll read almost every application and judge the hell out of you!

APPLICATIONS ONLY!

**If you're selected, you will immediately assume the position of superior power, but your opinion still won't matter. It's like being a member with special powers, but these special powers suck.**

[*Michelle*]

Hello, I'd like to apply for this position.

I think I am perfect for it.

I like to be very nice on this site, and I use words such as "maybe", "if", "possibly," etc but I never mean it. I also throw down the ideas of people I dislike or even the ones who simply disagree with me!

But anyways, the juicy part:
I would like to move up the ladder to take down people, while chatting in secret chatrooms about how to get people to step down. Sometimes I'm joking, sometimes I'm not. But who cares?

I'm a H-Y-P-O-C-R-I-T-E and I prefer the healthy way: brown sugar.

Thanks for reading over.
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I'd like to apply for People Staff. Thanks.