cB is Hiring! Options

[*Spencer*]

So you think you have what it takes to become a staff member on cB? Great, because we're looking for more people to hire! Remember, being a cB staff member is a job that takes responsibility and dedication, and not just a title to show off.

WHAT WE ARE LOOKING FOR

• Hypocrites. You must be willing to do so in an orderly manner. We only tolerate the best. If you can't be fake, GET THE FUCK OUT! Or just don't apply.

AVAILABLE POSITIONS

• People Staff: People Staff are in charge of modding the Community Forums. They have no final say in any big decisions and are often overlooked.
• Design Staff: Design Staff are in charge of modding the Design Forums. They never participate in anything going on and live in the queue. They're input is asked for, but not required, nor recieved.

REQUIREMENTS

• Hypocritical thinking.
• Any messaging system that is not associated with the forums! You must know how to use it as it is means for you to secretly single out who you hate without it being considered bashing as it isn't part of the forums.

HOW TO APPLY
We're desperate, so just apply!

Deadline is October 16th for applications, so get to submitting!

Please don't be afraid to apply as we'll read almost every application and judge the hell out of you!

APPLICATIONS ONLY!

**If you're selected, you will immediately assume the position of superior power, but your opinion still won't matter. It's like being a member with special powers, but these special powers suck.**

[Note]

Ooooooh, I wanna apply for design staff. I'm good with photoshop, not people. I've been here for a while and I contributed a couple layouts. So yah . . .

As for the hypo thing, I guess I tell A LOT of people to stop using the word "gay" as a substitute for lame or stupid. But then I go ahead and call everything I like "hecka gay". Not really a good example so I'll use the homework thing. I don't like letting people copy my homework but then I copy homework every other day.

But to be honest, I'm not really that much of a hypocrite. But I AM surrounded by bunchies for 6 hours monday thru friday. If I have to learn to be a hypocrite to become a design staff then heck, I'll do it. Good enough? Hire me.