How to get your post count up!, (without cheating) Options

[*Michelle*]

Here is an easy thing to follow on a day-by-day basis to quickly up your post count. And it's not considered cheating b/c you're actually saying something that has some worth (hopefully).


Anonymous Shoutouts
Just make a shout-out to anyone!
Message to Anyone
Well have friends (hopefully) or parents (hopefully) or pets or neighbors or teachers. Say something to them.
cB Diary
Just write something in there. A haiku that means nothing.
Post a portion of your AIM conversation
You're probably on AIM / MSN / Googletalk / ANYTHING while online, right? Therefore, you probably always have something to post in here.
Mod Feedback
Even if you don't have anything bad to say, if you've noticed a mod that has been more active than others, contributing more, etc. then just compliment them! If you have something to critique them with, then bring that up, too. Either way, there should be a different mod on at least every day, which means you can say something/anything about them.

The easy-to-answer "currently" threads...
Are you on today's top 20 posters?
Simple: Yes or No
Currently reading...
You might be reading the newspaper, a novel for class, etc. Very simple. List a book you want to read if you have to.
Currently wearing
This is too simple. Everyone should post in this every time they change if they need more posts.
Currently eating/drinking/craving
Yeah... everyone is craving something at one point!
Currently doing homework?
Well, are you?
Currently listening to /watching
Hmm some ideas: music, background noise (kids screaming, copy machines printing), T.V. shows, computer screen, the news, music videos, IM box flashing at the bottom of the screen

Total so far: 11 posts

Now, go through the Lounge, the Pictures forum, and the Relationships forum and critique/ comment/ respond to at least 5 different threads.

15+11 = 26

And there's just so much more stuff you can respond to. If you're not a fashion person, who cares? Go in there and write something.

[NoSex]

Generally, if cB sucks and you have nothing to contribute besides complaints (you have all the problems, but no solutions) you should just leave.

I would rather stay and complain, thank you.
Obviously, I have no life of my own.

iro·ny
Pronunciation: 'I-r&-nE also 'I(-&)r-nE
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural -nies
Etymology: Latin ironia, from Greek eirOnia, from eirOn dissembler
1 : a pretense of ignorance and of willingness to learn from another assumed in order to make the other's false conceptions conspicuous by adroit questioning -- called also Socratic irony
2 a : the use of words to express something other than and especially the opposite of the literal meaning b : a usually humorous or sardonic literary style or form characterized by irony c : an ironic expression or utterance
3 a (1) : incongruity between the actual result of a sequence of events and the normal or expected result (2) : an event or result marked by such incongruity b : incongruity between a situation developed in a drama and the accompanying words or actions that is understood by the audience but not by the characters in the play -- called also dramatic irony, tragic irony

[*Uronacid*]

I would rather stay and complain, thank you.
Obviously, I have no life of my own.

iro·ny
Pronunciation: 'I-r&-nE also 'I(-&)r-nE
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural -nies
Etymology: Latin ironia, from Greek eirOnia, from eirOn dissembler
1 : a pretense of ignorance and of willingness to learn from another assumed in order to make the other's false conceptions conspicuous by adroit questioning -- called also Socratic irony
2 a : the use of words to express something other than and especially the opposite of the literal meaning b : a usually humorous or sardonic literary style or form characterized by irony c : an ironic expression or utterance
3 a (1) : incongruity between the actual result of a sequence of events and the normal or expected result (2) : an event or result marked by such incongruity b : incongruity between a situation developed in a drama and the accompanying words or actions that is understood by the audience but not by the characters in the play -- called also dramatic irony, tragic irony

It's ok, I'm sorry you aren't cool enough to have... LIFE!