Pee on the floor..., So that's how it happens... Options

[*Uronacid*]

Well, I always wonder, "How the fuck do all these people piss on the floor?" When I goto a public restroom. Well, a few months back I when I went to go see the new Pirates of the Caribbean Movie I found out.

So I arrived at the theater. It was me and a bunch of people (everyone wanted to see this movie). So I bought my tickets and purchased a large soda (drink lots of fluid all day long). Anyways, I grabbed my soda and ran to the theater. I just start downing this thing. It was so good, and the movie was good. I loved every second. This soda tasted real good to. I think I may have even got a refill. I drank two 32 oz. glasses of soda, and never got off my ass to take a piss.

By the end of the movie, my bladder was stinging with pain. I couldn't miss a second of this movie. OMG, it was killing me. When the movie was close to being finished, I ran out to the doors of the theater to stand and watch from the floor just so I could be the first one to the rest room.

Finally, that stupid slut kissed the archer from LoTR, and I ran out of the theater. I think I may have unzipped my pants before I reached the door. I jumped into a stall (because I knew it would take a while), and let her rip!!

It felt so good, I though I was going to loose five pounds. Trouble was, I was peeing so hard that the dick was vibrating and I couldn't control it. So I was pissing in all these weird angles. I moved my body, to pee in the toilet, but then these drips of piss started to get on my pants. I moved to keep the drips from hitting my leg, but then I was peeing on the wall. It was actually hitting the wall so hard that it was flowing into the stall to my left.

So, I pulled down again, but then I was peeing on my pants again! FUCKING HELL!! I was so mad, and I couldn't pee in the toilet without peeing on myself. My brain was so confused. I ended up peeing all over that stall: The walls, the floor, the back of the toilet, the seat, my pants... by the time I was done there was a huge puddle of piss all over the floor and my pants. 64 oz of piss.... everywhere... I could only imagine if it were shit.

I was so embarrassed. I had piss all over my pants and was worried had hit the guy in the stall to my right or left. I walked out of the bathroom with the 32oz cup covering my pee stain. I ran to my car, and drove home to change my pants.... XD

[arghrawr]

Oh God I'm laughing so hard there are tears in my eyes.
I hope you made it out unseen.

I still derno how huge puddles of piss end up on the floors of the ladies' room. All you have to do is squat.