Party Like A Rock Star Options

[*SayBloodyMary*]

SO. House party, good times. My best friend was reallly drunk, and passed out on me, and so we took her home, after feeding her lots of water. Hella good times, though.

When you go out, or to a party, or whatever you guys like to do, are you usually the one who looks after other people, or the one who needs looking after?

I've had my nights, and stuff, because everyone does. But for the most part, I can be pretty responsible, and I like to manage the crisis.

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Jeez, I wish I had some drunken self-control so I could know when Im at that perfect drunk where everyone is nice, every chick is into you, all inhiitions fly out the window, every joke you tell is a killer, I love that drunk.
If I lived on my own and didnt have nice things, I would throw parties all the friggin time. I love good parties. Biggest party I ever went to was this spoiled bitches birthday party where me and josh got wasted and sang kareoke for a few hours and then I started hitting on Josh's ex-girlfriend's cousin. She was nice, shitty beerpong player.
Worst party Ive ever been to I didnt even get drunk. I was in this phase where I just didnt want liquor, so theres one goddamn coors light and everyone else is drinking shots and having fun. The girls mother comes downstairs and sees me with a beer in my hand while everyone else is clearly drunk but hiding their bottles. She singles me out and says "Are you 21?" really pissed off. pff, I threw the can at her head and ran out of the house like a group of people at a christmas party finding out someone there is gay...wait, that happened too...I thought I was boring. Josh, what the fukk? We gotta do more of that shit. I'll bring the chicks who'll throw up everywhere.