Pee on the floor..., So that's how it happens... Options

[*Uronacid*]

Well, I always wonder, "How the fuck do all these people piss on the floor?" When I goto a public restroom. Well, a few months back I when I went to go see the new Pirates of the Caribbean Movie I found out.

So I arrived at the theater. It was me and a bunch of people (everyone wanted to see this movie). So I bought my tickets and purchased a large soda (drink lots of fluid all day long). Anyways, I grabbed my soda and ran to the theater. I just start downing this thing. It was so good, and the movie was good. I loved every second. This soda tasted real good to. I think I may have even got a refill. I drank two 32 oz. glasses of soda, and never got off my ass to take a piss.

By the end of the movie, my bladder was stinging with pain. I couldn't miss a second of this movie. OMG, it was killing me. When the movie was close to being finished, I ran out to the doors of the theater to stand and watch from the floor just so I could be the first one to the rest room.

Finally, that stupid slut kissed the archer from LoTR, and I ran out of the theater. I think I may have unzipped my pants before I reached the door. I jumped into a stall (because I knew it would take a while), and let her rip!!

It felt so good, I though I was going to loose five pounds. Trouble was, I was peeing so hard that the dick was vibrating and I couldn't control it. So I was pissing in all these weird angles. I moved my body, to pee in the toilet, but then these drips of piss started to get on my pants. I moved to keep the drips from hitting my leg, but then I was peeing on the wall. It was actually hitting the wall so hard that it was flowing into the stall to my left.

So, I pulled down again, but then I was peeing on my pants again! FUCKING HELL!! I was so mad, and I couldn't pee in the toilet without peeing on myself. My brain was so confused. I ended up peeing all over that stall: The walls, the floor, the back of the toilet, the seat, my pants... by the time I was done there was a huge puddle of piss all over the floor and my pants. 64 oz of piss.... everywhere... I could only imagine if it were shit.

I was so embarrassed. I had piss all over my pants and was worried had hit the guy in the stall to my right or left. I walked out of the bathroom with the 32oz cup covering my pee stain. I ran to my car, and drove home to change my pants.... XD

[*Steven*]

So I arrived at the theater. It was me and a bunch of people (everyone wanted to see this movie).

I already read it Robbi. It never mentioned that he was with friends, just a bunch of people whom he did not state his association with. Learn to check before tossing out an insult you flappy headed Terrance and Philip lover.

[*Uronacid*]

I already read it Robbi. It never mentioned that he was with friends, just a bunch of people whom he did not state his association with. Learn to check before tossing out an insult you flappy headed Terrance and Philip lover.

LOL, only one of them was my friend. The others were just people from my church that I could care less about. xD

They did ask why I left in such a hurry. xD

What movie was it?
What was the drink.

it was coke.. :P

[omgomgKATHY]

it was coke.. :P

They must have dropped something in that. I doubt all that peeing is normal .