Is homosexuality determined at birth, or is it a choice? Options

[ernestprongs]

Theories?


If this has already been mentioned, delete, thank you.

[*Uronacid*]

Guys, haven't you ever felt the slightest urge to shove a pole up your ass. I mean, I get that sensation all the time. I just don't tell anyone because I'm embarrassed. *blush*

You see, Gay people are super heroes. They are a group of people willing to admit to this. Not many people have the kind of balls that it takes to openly come out and say, "I'M A POLE SITTER!", or, "I FUCK MEN!" No, most people will turn their head in secret shame while mumbling, "We're just friends...", when in reality they want to be so much more than that.... lovers.... fuckers... sex... symbiotic masturbation.... fisting.... anus penetration.... H3's....

The truth is, if you're gay there is a homo-gland in your anus. if it's not there then you're probably just a sick bastard. It's called gland R574. You don't hear about this gland often. It was found by members of a Catholic Church campaign against homosexuality. They were out to prove that homosexuality wasn't caused by genes. What they found was shocking. The gland actually produced hormones that forced men to feel for other men. This is why the Catholic Church now requires you go through a cavity search before becoming a priest. They cannot afford another "touching of the little boys" incident.

Dan Brown (Author of the "Davinci Code") was going to include this in his book, but decided not to after repeated death threats from a Catholic Church clergy. So much for free speech.