...and then SHE showed up., So I guess this is where I get all *introductional*. Options

[nocturne.noir]

So hey.
I guess I'm *new*.
Or whatever.

Intro time! =D
Hi, my name is ______.
I'm the best thing to happen since sliced bird.
I like beating cripples, writing, eating small children, and long walks on the beach.
I'm here to save the f*cking world.
Or destroy it.
You know, whatever.

So hey.
Welcome me, and all that fuzzy fun stuff.

ily<3

Misery

[shiftieeyedpnoi]

You're interesting. More interesting than 90% of CB. A lot more interesting than the person posting below me. ( If you post below me, the world will end. So try not to. ) Welcome to CB. Make sure to post a lot. We're in dire need of people like you.

edit:\\

By looking at your post a second time, I think you're the sort that would end the world for shits and giggles. So, I took out that condition. Sorry if I ruined your party. And if you're yelling, " YOU CAN'T DO THAT! " Well, I can. So suck it.