Member of the Month, August 2007 |
Member of the Month, August 2007 |
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Congrats to Alvin (Alvin) for winning July's MotM!
![]() How it works: Everyone posts in this thread with the ONE person they believe has stood out the most during the month. The staff will then vote out of the nominations to decide who wins. Rules: - You must only make one nomination. - You may not nominate yourself. - You cannot nominate someone who's already won in the past 2 months. - The member must be an Official Member/Designer. - Staff may not make nominations but they can name members who stand out to them. Past Winners: July 2007 - Alvin (Alvin) June 2007 - Cristy (Synesthesia) May 2007 - Steve (Steve330) April 2007 - Michelle (Mishyerr) March 2007 - Kristina (Sherlock.) February 2007 - Jordi (Kurd Jam) January 2007 - Suzzette (brownsugar) December 2006 - Diana (a painefull euphoria) November 2006 - Eve (x_angawhomps) October 2006 - Ian (The E-Man) September 2006 - Tina (tic tac.) August 2006 - Anna (Azarel) July 2006 - Kathleen (Kathleen) June 2006 - Nate (Acid Bath Slayer) May 2006 - Francesca (x__fcuk.) April 2006 - Jane (My Cinderella.) March 2006 - Chii (Chii) February 2006 - Rebecca (Zatanna) |
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^At my old job, we would give wrestling belts to the employee of the month. 'Course our only job was to kill pidgeons. Little tiny bit'o rat poison disguised as birdseed does the trick just dandy. 'Course we killed more rats than pidgeons anyhows. I remember when Johnson got married. We threw cyanide covered birdseed at them. Then all the rats just burst out of the sewer grating, next to the ice statue of Bernadette Peters that Johnson wanted so badly. 'Course we hadn't expected their autistic son to think it was food. Poor Smitty, may he rest in peace. We saved as much of his body as we could, but the rats had their go at him, godawful site that was. 'Course the smell of a dead autistic boy did eventually attract the pidgeons. After a few nibbles the poison done got to them and our nice city been pidgeon free for a whole month now. I gots the belt at home if you'd like to see it. It says "World Champ" on it. 'Course I heard that Dallas just shoots their pidgeons, saves them a whole heap of problems. Occasionally those damn animal rights activists stir up a little ruckus, but I heard a few cans of tear gas and a couple nights in a Dallas jail cell next to some sex-craved Mexicans changes the mind mighty fast. So's I suppose they be the real world champions at pidgeon killin'. Truth be told, we was never that good at it anyways.
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