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 Jun 15 2004, 06:46 PM
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 Tell your mom that I don't love her anymore  Group: Member Posts: 214 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 2,659  |
got this from ebaumsworld.com =]
Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes directions: read these outloud (English Phrase) I think you need a facelift (Chinese Phrase) Chin Tu Fat (English Phrase) Are you hiding a fugitive? (Chinese Phrase) Hu Yu Hai Ding? See me A.S.A.P. Kum Hia Nao Stupid Man Dum Gai Small Horse Tai Ni Po Ni Did you go to the beach? Wai Yu So Tan? I bumped into a coffee table Ai Bang Mai Ni It's very dark in here Wai So Dim This is a tow away zone No Pah King You are not very bright Yu So Dum I got this for free Ai No Pei I am not guilty! Wai Hang Mi? Please stay a while longer Wai Go Nao? They have arrived Hai Dei Kum. Stay out of sight Lei Lo He's cleaning his automobile Wa Sing Ka. Your body odor is offensive Yu Stin Ki I thought you were on a diet? Wai Yu Mun Ching? |
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Jun 15 2004, 08:39 PM
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 unify and defeat... divide and crumble Group: Member Posts: 2,759 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 6,379 |
omg i lmao!
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Ryan Learn Chinese in 5 minutes! Jun 15 2004, 06:46 PM
tainted_angel LoL. Nice one. Clever indeed. Jun 15 2004, 06:55 PM 177emories i don't get it, its kinda lame... Jun 15 2004, 08:00 PM faithin_felix it was up before, but its still funny the second ... Jun 15 2004, 08:37 PM X serenity why do people always post up something like ... Jun 15 2004, 08:57 PM LiNHy POO QUOTEYou are not very bright
Yu So Dum
haha i l... Jun 15 2004, 08:58 PM orlando_bloom_luva i got this from my bother....
flower bridge
fa ... Jun 15 2004, 09:01 PM dani41790 lolz i saw that b4 but its stio funni Jun 16 2004, 09:08 PM NatiMarie Kind of mean...but funny...yeah it's how to sp... Jun 16 2004, 09:34 PM silentstalkerdude haha thats great wow i was like laughin the whole ... Jun 16 2004, 09:44 PM LatinaLady this is too funny! i seen it before but still ... Jun 16 2004, 10:33 PM shawty_redd clever but funny Jun 17 2004, 07:42 AM rae QUOTE(aZn_KyOoTi3_x3 @ Jun 15 2004, 8:53 PM)i... Jun 17 2004, 12:19 PM FlamingFungi fob? Jun 17 2004, 12:52 PM CoLd_FlAmE there are other sites where u would find this its ... Jun 17 2004, 12:56 PM CoLd_FlAmE QUOTE(FlamingFungi @ Jun 17 2004, 12:52 PM)fo... Jun 17 2004, 12:57 PM Yemmerz FOB-fresh off the boat. Jun 17 2004, 02:44 PM x0_flipxpnay i saw these b4 Jun 17 2004, 02:51 PM JlIaTMK lol at the first couple i didnt get but then i rea... Jun 17 2004, 11:59 PM 01-supergirl LOL. Some of these are hilarious =D Jun 18 2004, 12:27 PM xislandxstylex lol. i've seen these so many times but it stil... Jun 18 2004, 01:38 PM lookitskim hmm i posted this up a while ago.. i wonder where ... Jun 18 2004, 11:34 PM liquidize thats funny! it is kinda how my mom talks thou... Jun 18 2004, 11:47 PM umbreon lmao...i've seen these but this one is really ... Jun 19 2004, 01:26 AM xtremeliquid Not funny... Jun 20 2004, 01:16 AM refreshe Kinda funny, but makes fun of fobs
Hehe Yu Stin ... Jun 20 2004, 01:25 AM Gypsy Eyes thats so mean! Jun 21 2004, 11:30 AM brokenskys haha ive seen that before. funny funny Jun 21 2004, 02:15 PM islandkiss lmao. Jun 21 2004, 07:40 PM Mini LOL! hiralous..my mom talks like that... -_-;; Jun 21 2004, 07:47 PM x_swtangel DON'T YOU GUYS THINK ITS RACIST?! I MEAN I... Jun 22 2004, 02:43 PM maia_dc Um, it's kind of mean... but it is kinda cleve... Jun 22 2004, 02:47 PM amiie well its kinda mean but funny. my parents talk lik... Jun 23 2004, 12:46 AM coolann22 lol Jun 23 2004, 01:15 PM ji_cabinx yeah..this is lame and i've already seen it... Jun 26 2004, 04:09 PM Lil_Cloud LMAO! HAHAHA...gosh, that was the funniest thi... Jun 27 2004, 11:23 PM niez_cho I don't really like this one.
Chinese people D... Jun 30 2004, 08:43 AM bbyxstac3y lols its funni
sadd it sounds like this dumb guy i... Jun 30 2004, 12:42 PM Mireh eh..its kinda old...
yu tu soo ped. Jul 1 2004, 05:41 PM Beyond Elite Yay! Now I know how to speak Chinese!
... Jul 1 2004, 07:14 PM XaZnX07 lmao that was funnyy hehe
.:tony:. Jul 1 2004, 07:18 PM x AZN D0RKii x LMAO ! aha heLLa funny .. Jul 27 2004, 08:26 PM POonSKi huh??? tat make no sense... (((and i m chinese... Jul 28 2004, 07:50 PM xxTiNEExx lolz. thats funny. my grandma would crack up if sh... Jul 28 2004, 08:15 PM finalxrevelation kinda racist... but funny... lol Jul 28 2004, 08:34 PM chica777708 haha first time I read it that is weird lol.... bu... Jul 28 2004, 09:24 PM sushiluva QUOTE(POonSKi @ Jul 28 2004, 7:50 PM)huh??? t... Aug 1 2004, 05:20 AM x hYpErRoSeY x lol theres a picture like that- learn chinese in 1... Aug 1 2004, 02:26 PM sheepy lolss heh i guess its pretti asmusing yet not very... Aug 1 2004, 02:42 PM pnai4eva HAHAHAA, that's funny! Aug 6 2004, 10:27 PM lil_midnight FOD????? the hell does that mean??????!!... Aug 6 2004, 10:43 PM F1R3B4T LOL i luv that joke its hilarious!!!... Aug 7 2004, 02:08 AM Weird addiction LMAO...hahahahahahaha Aug 8 2004, 10:48 AM elmogurly I heard those before. But they are funny Aug 9 2004, 05:02 AM happygoluckyng is that real chinese.....?....lol Aug 9 2004, 09:51 AM nycxjohn lols i heard this before buh its funny....degradin... Aug 9 2004, 09:58 AM lilteardrop tschh loL amusing. Aug 11 2004, 10:45 AM Tag_youre_it I don't get it.
lol prolly because it means ot... Aug 15 2004, 05:15 PM LilPiggi3 QUOTE(orlando_bloom_luva @ Jun 15 2004, 7:01 ... Aug 15 2004, 06:27 PM leeeza702 blah... those are lame... Aug 15 2004, 06:38 PM F1R3B4T QUOTE(leeeza702 @ Aug 15 2004, 6:38 PM)blah..... Aug 15 2004, 07:51 PM lozerface87 i get it..heh Aug 15 2004, 08:47 PM silver rain thats lame. it isn't really funny- that's ... Aug 15 2004, 09:02 PM sup3rgirl7 LMAO!! hehe funnie Aug 17 2004, 07:58 PM LiLaZnGirL122 lmao!!!!1 im azn and its hella fun... Aug 18 2004, 01:03 AM lil_l3l3allplaya .....i dont get that....pretty weird Aug 20 2004, 10:27 AM
sweetdreamsx3 lol! I thought you were going to post that pic... Aug 20 2004, 11:28 PM |
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