Congratulations to the new staff members! Options

[*superstitious*]

First of all, thanks to everyone who applied. Also, thanks to the community for the input on the applicants! And lastly, to the staff members who provided their input as well.

Congratulations to all the new staff members!

PEOPLE STAFF
Michelle
Sandraaa
Spencer
stephinika
Steven
ventriloquist

DESIGN STAFF
Alvin
anime-essence
Clashing
IVIike
The Markster
Thomas

If you didn't make it this time around please don't be discouraged. Continue to contribute to this community and we would like to consider you again for another hiring.

If you are curious about our decisions regarding your being hired or not being hired, please feel free to PM an Administrator or Head Staff. This thread is for the announcement of new hires and for those who wish to congratulate them.

Once again, congratulations to the new moderators!

On the subject of congratulations, we would like to also announce something very exciting indeed! Please congratulate Sammi (ersatz) on becoming our newest Administrator! =) Congratulations Sammi!

[*Uronacid*]

Awww, look at all the little carpet munchin cuBers. Well congratulations, be prepared to change yourself so that you can obtain a hirer position on staff. It doesn't matter how good you are at your job. It matters who you know, and who likes you.

This is the path of a true staff member. The truth is, you have to learn everyones little dirty secrets to rise to the top. Just think of being on staff as a really really really really really long episode of Big Brother. Your partner is spinning on the mushroom, and you're trying to play the game buy guess all his questions wrong.

Now do you understand, well listen... even if you don't understand, you had better not criticize me. That would be ignorance. I learned that from a Jewish gypsy. I milked her tears into my Alphabits... that's what it said. It also said:

"Josh, never be jealous of someone who is an moderator on a website forum. Technically they have less power than you." - Penis

P.S. I think that someone has an attitude. *wink*