Tips Options

[*Steven*]

What do you look for when deciding how good of a tip a waiter gets?

I see how many of the free appetizers they bring me rofl. Outback Steakhouse bread. Mexican restaurants, better keep the salsa/guacamole sauce filled. Italian restaurants, I want a lot of bread/oil.


Oh man, what if someone was a great waiter, and you left them a tip on the receipt that said "Brush your teeth before you go to bed"

[*Steven*]

Oh yes, soda refills. I hate waiting like 15 mins for another drink. I f**k w/ the waiter/waitress if they sux0r at that. Well, not really, but I unscrew the light bulbs and screw them back in each time they pass by and it confuses them.


There was this one waiter we had, this one time. Okay so it was I think 5 guys and a few girls (I say few because they don't matter in this story). Maybe 6 guys. We were @ Outback Steakhouse. They brought the entire table 2, I repeat TWO, loaves of bread. Those things ain't THAT big. Anyways, my friend and I each grab an entire loaf for ourselves rofl, leaving none for anyone else. Mean, yes. Anyways, the waiter ends up bringing us each our own loaf, and our own thing of butter. It was awesome. He walked out of the kitchen with like 9 loaves of bread.