Princess Diana, Who Cares Anymore Options

[bat19]

Normally I would never mention this whore's name, but I feel this must be said. Princess Diana is dead, and I am more than happy about that, But the fact that its been like 15 years and we're still talking about this bitch just pisses me off. People magazine has a full f**kin magazine dedicated to her memory, and every year another stupid f**ker comes out of the woodwork to give their two cents in on the "hidden" life of Princess Di only to regurgitate the same stupid f**king stories we've heard a million times over. "Oooo, she had a crush on David Duchovny..." WHO GIVES A FLYING F UCK!!!!!! I cant think of anything that I find less interesting than this spoiled good for nothing other than being a sperm recepticle for the future homosexual king of England and Im sick and tired of people idolizing her like she was some f**kin saint. She was a whore. She lived like a whore, she died like a whore. Her seatbelt was off because she was sucking her limo drivers dick. Funny how he was getting head and she lost hers. And what the hell is up with these people saying she was beatiful. Come on, she was a lot of things, but beautiful? Well it depends on who's asking. If it's the dumbo eared ex-husband of hers, than yeah sure, she was beautiful. Her face looks like the back of my shirt after I fell in dog shit. I think that calling her beautiful is using a very, very, VERY loose definition of the word. Whatever, I might sound like a dick, but this is my true opinion and Im sick of Americans crying and whining over some stupid socialite British bitch. f**k her. Why not think about JFK jr. He was cool, had all the bitches a guy could ask for, died a cool interesting way. Plane crash in the middle of the ocean? Cool. Car accident that beheads you while you suck the drivers dick? Not cool. What are your thoughts Cubies?

[*SayBloodyMary*]

This is remarkably distasteful.