Bloody Mary, Say WHAT???? Options

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Bloody Mary, a name turned horror icon from films such as Candyman and One Horse for Two Horny Southerners, starring Benicio Del Toro and Rod Stewart. But what does it mean? Does her roots date back to the mother of christ? She must have been bloody after that pregnancy, if indeed she was a virgin. My guess is she was a whore who didnt want her husband to find out her pussy was wider than a bike tire. so she made sure none of her f**k buddies pulled out and pretended to be struck dumb by god.

My guess is that the term Bloody Mary comes from Mary Cartillo, a hemopheliac Puerto Rican daughter of a poor blacksmith. Her name transcended to legend, after the son of a nobleman tried to take her as his own. She took a screwdriver and stabbed his testicles, stomping the one that fell near her boots. The noblemans son, after seeing what irreparable damage had been done, took the closest blade and cut off her tits. Amazingly the senorita had survived, but the bleeding was never subdued. She spent the rest of her days bleeding from the tits on any passerby. The nobleman's son spent his days in solitude, balless and humiliated. And so is the legend of Bloody Mary Cartillo.

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I never knew British people weren't smart o_O

Maybe you should ask SayBloodyMary, he might know the story :)

Yea I was wondering if he was ever going to come in here and like tell us all the truth.

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I never knew British people weren't smart o_O
Yea I was wondering if he was ever going to come in here and like tell us all the truth.

Excuse me, but are you implying that a Puerto Rican hemopheliac woman forever bleeding from the tits is not an actual story? Holly, you know I never lie and I never exaggerate. And I would stop the attacks on James if only he wouldn't make it so appealing to attack him. Hopefully in our lifetime there will be some form of true-life virtual reality over the internet in which I can "actually" attack James, that'd be fun.