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Bloody Mary, Say WHAT????
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post Aug 7 2007, 06:42 PM
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Bloody Mary, a name turned horror icon from films such as Candyman and One Horse for Two Horny Southerners, starring Benicio Del Toro and Rod Stewart. But what does it mean? Does her roots date back to the mother of christ? She must have been bloody after that pregnancy, if indeed she was a virgin. My guess is she was a whore who didnt want her husband to find out her pussy was wider than a bike tire. so she made sure none of her f**k buddies pulled out and pretended to be struck dumb by god.

My guess is that the term Bloody Mary comes from Mary Cartillo, a hemopheliac Puerto Rican daughter of a poor blacksmith. Her name transcended to legend, after the son of a nobleman tried to take her as his own. She took a screwdriver and stabbed his testicles, stomping the one that fell near her boots. The noblemans son, after seeing what irreparable damage had been done, took the closest blade and cut off her tits. Amazingly the senorita had survived, but the bleeding was never subdued. She spent the rest of her days bleeding from the tits on any passerby. The nobleman's son spent his days in solitude, balless and humiliated. And so is the legend of Bloody Mary Cartillo.
 
 
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post Aug 7 2007, 10:39 PM
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You're welcome to your own translation. Me familia told me this story a long time ago. I know of at least 3 people who have said Mary Cartillo 3x in a mirror and died a horrific death the very next day. Coincedence? Or the curse of the gods.
 

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The Abominable C-Pillar   Bloody Mary   Aug 7 2007, 06:42 PM
Programmer   ^knowledge.   Aug 7 2007, 06:45 PM
doiink   i am impressed.   Aug 7 2007, 06:46 PM
Michelle   I remember when I first learned about Bloody Mary....   Aug 7 2007, 06:57 PM
karmakiller   Umm... what?   Aug 7 2007, 07:06 PM
K-I-K-I   I heard about that story as a child. It doesn...   Aug 7 2007, 07:15 PM
PINAYSTER   woahhh.. now i know.. i remember my teacher thoug...   Aug 7 2007, 07:20 PM
1angel3   Wow....ok   Aug 7 2007, 07:31 PM
Uronacid   Wow, I can't seem to imagine a puertorican bit...   Aug 7 2007, 07:36 PM
The Abominable C-Pillar   You have no idea. And no, she did not grant eterna...   Aug 7 2007, 07:49 PM
voguelove   interesting. i remember seeing an episode of supe...   Aug 7 2007, 07:50 PM
clarity   I still don't understand why this scares peopl...   Aug 7 2007, 07:53 PM
Michelle   QUOTE(clarity @ Aug 7 2007, 07:53 PM) I s...   Aug 7 2007, 07:56 PM
N3RDYY   you know i used to play in the bathroom! whe i...   Aug 7 2007, 08:04 PM
Insurmountable   Ewh I still don't get why people do the whole ...   Aug 7 2007, 08:24 PM
The Abominable C-Pillar   Yeah, it is a pretty creepy story. This was recoun...   Aug 7 2007, 08:36 PM
clarity   QUOTE(The Abominable C-Pillar @ Aug 7 20...   Aug 8 2007, 01:38 PM
misoshiru   I thought it originated from Mary, Queen of Scots.   Aug 7 2007, 08:36 PM
The Abominable C-Pillar   You're welcome to your own translation. Me fam...   Aug 7 2007, 10:39 PM
misoshiru   Wait, not Mary, Queen of Scots, but Queen Mary the...   Aug 7 2007, 11:54 PM
sourire   ^That's what I always thought.   Aug 8 2007, 12:26 AM
Claudel   Maybe you should ask SayBloodyMary, he might know ...   Aug 8 2007, 04:13 AM
The Abominable C-Pillar   ^James is British, he doesnt know anything.   Aug 8 2007, 12:04 PM
Insurmountable   I never knew British people weren't smart o_O ...   Aug 8 2007, 12:05 PM
The Abominable C-Pillar   QUOTE(Insurmountable @ Aug 8 2007, 01:05 ...   Aug 8 2007, 12:09 PM
Villainess   Alright lets tone down the attacks on James please...   Aug 8 2007, 12:06 PM
Jeng   I still beleive in it and I'll never do it. EV...   Aug 8 2007, 01:43 PM
The-Abominable-Cpillar   Bloody Mary Bloody Mary Bloody Mary AHHH Adios S...   Feb 20 2009, 10:18 PM


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