most likely to abuse mod powers if hired, and why Options

[*chaneun*]

discuss ;D

[bat19]

^Dude, whats up, long time no see. I know everyone has been frantic about my whereabouts for the past couple months. I was in Thailand studying Muoy Thai under the renowned master Qui Wan Skywalker.
But yeah, I know exactly what you mean. Eating Douche bags is f**kin gross, but you should definitely change your insurance. This reminds me of when I was accused of pet abuse just because of my Animorgy's(animal orgys). Who knew forcing a giraffe to f**k a few penguins on film and then posting images on an elementary school bulletin board would get you into that much trouble. Six months in max security can do things to a man.

Word of advice, plan your rape escape. Every nasty, dirty prison sex movie you've ever seen is real. These bastards aren't even gay, they're just really bored. There's nothing like penis rodeo to enliven these f**kers. The most I lasted was 6 seconds(fish was flailing about, wouldn't just lay there), but thats beside the point. If you ever find yourself in the situation where there's a 6'8 nigger named Tyrone trying to stick a pole in your mouth, do what I did. Bite that mother f**ker off. Not only will you gain respect, aint nobody gonna f**k with you after that when they know you're that crazy. Maybe get a face tattoo of a bloodied member to remind those who dont believe the stories.
Well yeah, I think James would be raped in prison. He looks like a little boy, and as we all know, little boys look like adult women(it works for the clergy). Keep your butthole tight james. Godspeed.

[*SayBloodyMary*]

^Dude, whats up, long time no see. I know everyone has been frantic about my whereabouts for the past couple months. I was in Thailand studying Muoy Thai under the renowned master Qui Wan Skywalker.
But yeah, I know exactly what you mean. Eating Douche bags is f**kin gross, but you should definitely change your insurance. This reminds me of when I was accused of pet abuse just because of my Animorgy's(animal orgys). Who knew forcing a giraffe to f**k a few penguins on film and then posting images on an elementary school bulletin board would get you into that much trouble. Six months in max security can do things to a man.

Word of advice, plan your rape escape. Every nasty, dirty prison sex movie you've ever seen is real. These bastards aren't even gay, they're just really bored. There's nothing like penis rodeo to enliven these f**kers. The most I lasted was 6 seconds(fish was flailing about, wouldn't just lay there), but thats beside the point. If you ever find yourself in the situation where there's a 6'8 nigger named Tyrone trying to stick a pole in your mouth, do what I did. Bite that mother f**ker off. Not only will you gain respect, aint nobody gonna f**k with you after that when they know you're that crazy. Maybe get a face tattoo of a bloodied member to remind those who dont believe the stories.
Well yeah, I think James would be raped in prison. He looks like a little boy, and as we all know, little boys look like adult women(it works for the clergy). Keep your butthole tight james. Godspeed.

Jeremy, either leave me alone, or go into your actual funny mode, because you can do better.