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 May 16 2004, 11:58 AM
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1. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17-inch paper,99 copies.
2. Decline to be seated at a restaurant and simply eat their complimentary mints at the cash register. 3. Practice making fax and modem noises. 4. Specify that your drive-through order is "TO GO." 5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others. 6. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions to "keep them tuned up." 7. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now." 8. Finish all your sentences with the words, "in accordance with prophecy." 9. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way." 10. Staple papers in the middle of the page. 11. Honk and wave to strangers. 12. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet. 13. Sing along at the opera. 14. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme. 15. Ask your coworkers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about psychological profiles |
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Jun 15 2004, 01:08 AM
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lol thats so funny! =)
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DesperateXMeasures 15 ways to annoy people May 16 2004, 11:58 AM
Luster Soldier QUOTE(DesperateXMeasures @ May 16 2004, 11:58... May 16 2004, 02:28 PM liquidbluac1d oh man im gonna do number one soon :whistles: May 16 2004, 02:48 PM DesperateXMeasures I'm going to do #3 at school.
xDD May 16 2004, 02:54 PM dukesoccer07 Me and my friends mess around at work and ask peop... May 16 2004, 02:56 PM faithin_felix QUOTE(DesperateXMeasures @ May 16 2004, 11:58... May 16 2004, 06:20 PM lil boi ::eats mints::
yum. a mouthfull.
::jerry:: May 16 2004, 06:38 PM IIO__oII QUOTE10. Staple papers in the middle of the page
h... May 16 2004, 06:59 PM x_perplexity QUOTE(DesperateXMeasures @ May 16 2004, 11:58... May 16 2004, 08:03 PM AngelicEyz00 haha, those are pretty damn annoying May 17 2004, 04:19 PM juliar QUOTE(x_perplexity @ May 16 2004, 8:03 PM)i d... May 17 2004, 08:26 PM darkangel haha roflmao May 18 2004, 08:25 PM huihead rofls! haha not that i would be evil enough to... May 18 2004, 08:28 PM kirbymuixo lol...those are really funny! May 19 2004, 12:57 AM FlyingFries most of these are funny.... buh some a jus weird May 19 2004, 02:35 PM xislandxstylex QUOTE10. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
... May 27 2004, 07:39 PM tesoro_chica28 YEAH IVE SEEN THESE B4 BUT EVERYTIME I SEE UM I JU... May 28 2004, 02:16 AM dani41790 hahaha lmao i should try that some time May 28 2004, 03:30 AM immersion31 hahaa, thats some funny stuff May 28 2004, 01:18 PM fiji_kid 3. Practice making fax and modem noises.
i alway ... May 28 2004, 02:03 PM TiNaBaBY074 haha those are funnie..i've read them a couple... May 28 2004, 02:54 PM xBaNaNaSpLiT these are really funny May 31 2004, 01:53 PM mai_z omg can't stop laughing! May 31 2004, 04:56 PM DoOdOox3 those are AWESOME..
i should try them all. lmao Jun 1 2004, 06:03 PM XxKrNqTcUiTyxX QUOTE(DesperateXMeasures @ May 16 2004, 11:58... Jun 1 2004, 11:16 PM kraziegrl QUOTE(DesperateXMeasures @ May 16 2004, 11:58... Jun 2 2004, 11:06 PM 177emories ahhs annoying stuff lol Jun 3 2004, 01:22 PM winsome #7 my stepdad does to me all the time! Funny s... Jun 3 2004, 06:48 PM StarryEyedSurprize QUOTE(faithin_felix @ May 16 2004, 6:20 PM)i ... Jun 4 2004, 01:04 AM psychoticangel lol. i might try some of those xD Jun 5 2004, 08:38 AM LatinaLady ughi get annoyedwith most of them but mostly its t... Jun 6 2004, 04:14 PM im like hoy thats some funny stuff Jun 7 2004, 11:43 AM darkcoldplace QUOTE(XxKrNqTcUiTyxX @ Jun 2 2004, 12:16 AM)h... Jun 7 2004, 11:50 AM islandkiss lol. Jun 14 2004, 07:21 PM conster lmao they're so funny ima do those one day hah... Jun 14 2004, 10:48 PM sheddingtears QUOTE3. Practice making fax and modem noises.
Hah... Jun 16 2004, 04:05 AM ichiban Wheeeeeee the first one xP Jun 16 2004, 01:58 PM Yemmerz I'm gonna try #1 when I go to the library and ... Jun 16 2004, 05:12 PM shawty_redd funny maybe i should try some of them sometime Jun 17 2004, 07:48 AM rae I REALLY like these kind of jokes b/c their just s... Jun 17 2004, 12:18 PM JlIaTMK 15 is my type of one lol hehehehe Jun 18 2004, 12:02 AM roxybabe lol hehe those are good ones Mar 29 2005, 12:56 PM DoPeY_aLaN lmao!!!! sweet, dude, thx. Mar 29 2005, 01:00 PM KissMe2408 1. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extr... Mar 29 2005, 03:03 PM Hiphop d[-_-]b QUOTEDecline to be seated at a restaurant and simp... Mar 29 2005, 05:10 PM Angel_Cece 4. Specify that your drive-through order is ... Mar 29 2005, 06:12 PM saysaydaplay QUOTE7. Repeat the following conversation a dozen ... Mar 29 2005, 08:17 PM saysaydaplay QUOTEahha ive done those.
in the mint eating sce... Mar 29 2005, 08:20 PM x3__iGiVEup LOL
i read one about 100 ways to annoy a co-worker... Mar 29 2005, 08:50 PM Angel_Cece im gonna try 7 and 8 lol Mar 30 2005, 02:52 PM BitterSweetness QUOTE(DesperateXMeasures @ May 16 2004, 12:58... Mar 30 2005, 05:38 PM aznxdreamer how many people in this world have a glass eye. iv... Apr 2 2005, 06:31 PM starlette lol, gotta love some of the classics. i've hea... Apr 2 2005, 06:49 PM 312pisces91 hahaha, lmao, those were hilarious!! ive h... Apr 3 2005, 03:32 AM surfhottieoffcoast OR U CAN JUST RUN AROUND NAKED AT THE LOCAL PARK W... Apr 3 2005, 11:44 AM literemix24 Lol I'll remember that, the next time i'm ... Jun 5 2005, 08:29 PM osidepinay33 QUOTE(DesperateXMeasures @ May 16 2004, 8:58 ... Jun 5 2005, 08:31 PM DaToNeViEtBoI916 QUOTE8. Finish all your sentences with the words, ... Jun 7 2005, 06:58 PM Days Nearly Over QUOTE(DesperateXMeasures @ May 16 2004, 12:58... Jun 7 2005, 09:41 PM esharp QUOTE(DesperateXMeasures @ May 16 2004, 11:58... Jun 8 2005, 11:02 AM yycleo I read this before, and some of them are quite fun... Jun 8 2005, 11:25 AM waitwaitwait QUOTE3. Practice making fax and modem noises.
ha... Jun 8 2005, 02:44 PM xxtaintedlips here are few things to do in an elevator...
stand... Jun 8 2005, 02:53 PM emazing QUOTE15. Ask your coworkers mysterious questions a... Jun 20 2005, 02:15 PM tofuburger i think i've read them before but they're ... Jun 20 2005, 09:08 PM SillyCourtney I wave at strangers. It's fun!
Also, from... Jun 22 2005, 12:58 AM darkfire I do #3 all the time at school! that and start... Jun 22 2005, 01:06 AM mocassinsx29 I wanna do number 5 so badly but I don't have ... Jun 24 2005, 04:26 PM xsweetxcandyx lmao
funny
i wanna try some of those Jun 24 2005, 06:14 PM Spiritual Winged Aura 10. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
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elmogurly lol. funny stuff. glass eyes are so hip.. Jul 1 2005, 02:13 AM |
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