I HAVE A BIG PROBLEM PLEASE READ Options

[kobebryant8]

ok im 17 going to be a senior in the fall. my problem is with my parents. i'm taiwanese-american, and my parents are bitches. i don't even have a drivers permit yet and im 17. and they won't let me have my own computer. they always fuccn control my life and shit. like if im using the family computer in the office my mom always bitches to me about the time or she'll sit there and do her paperwork right next to me so she can watch what im doing. it pisses me off how all my friends have their own computers in their rooms and their parents dont care how long they've been on. it's not like my grades are bad. my sat score of 2230 and my near straight A report card won't convince them to loosen up on me. they piss me off. my mom is so annoying. she never shuts her mouth. i swear u people do not know my mom. she's freakin annoying even my dad thinks so. she controls me and my sister's lives. like she won't let me have fun on the computer during the school year. i always have to say that i'm doing hw on the computer even though im not. summer, i just got back from this 3 week camp and met a ton of friends. and my mom says "what is the point of talking to those people? what is the point of AIM?" blah blah blah. she obviously is a bich. she doesn't understand anything i do. my dad pisses me off cuz he's a computer engineer, and he still won't let me have my own computer. he always checks the computer records, like what time i turn it on and what websites i visit and my AIM conversations too i bet. i bet he's going to find this thing im writing right now, but i dont care. my parents are really nice in terms of providing sh_t for me. like i have really nice clothes and they spend a lot of money on me. but the way they treat me just pisses me off. controlling my life and shit. im 17 years old and my mom still tells me what to do every second of my life. like right now im in the library cuz she's forcing me to do community service right now but im not doing it. im just chillin on the computer. someone help me. what should i say that could convince them to buy me my own computer in my room and to stop controlling my life? to loosen up a little. i have tried everything. i have even used violence. i know violence to ur parents is bad, but they always fuccn piss me off i cant help it. i'm not going to elaborate, but just know i have asked them nicely and meanly. they understand my concerns, but they refuse to treat me like a decent human being.

//edit
well i got my permit today lol. and all you people have helped me reconsider my situation. it's not as bad as it is actually. i apologized for the most recent violent action. even though they still piss me off i appreciate the fact that they are even raising me. and the person who suggested the online diary, rofl.

[FateStayNight]

make a folder in you computer[your private folder with you name on it],in that folder add some cool pics[nothing that they woulnd accept] make it yours basicly [but dont add too much just too make what i am telling you to do believeble], the point of the folder[that i know as you have ledd me to believe that they will check]is to make your online diary in which you will write things wich will make them worry such as "i feel more depresse each day, i just dont think they trust me"[not as cheesy as that] or "i dont think they really understand how i feel without a computer"[the better you write it,the more it will work just plant a seed in their mind that will make them worry about your mental health or feelings and what it could lead to [such as you going out more,(depends on what you write)could be drugs...],[just remember after making the folder wait a month or so untill you make the diary,write in it every two or three days or even each day however you feel like doing it, dont be direct in you writing just let them figure it out, and wait till another one or two months after writing things that will make tham worry, and remember to put the diary somewhere,where they will think you where trying to hide it but they will still find it(act as if you dont know they read it)and remember this all depends on what you write]also while time passes on the making the folder and then the diary, make them loosen up a little on smaller things.....like if they dont let you use perfume convince them [work your way up]

tips

-dont make it childish
-be smart about what you write
-dont let them know you know they read it
-have a decent amount of time between what you do
-dont put the diary in just one microsoft word page
make different ones with the dates so they can keep up
with what you write
-you know them more than i do so used that to ur advantage
-remember they are people [very imperfect and weak beings]

all of this or just talk to them and even start crying [do everything you have to, to get your computer]

D.soulless@hotmail.com

[$$$ soul]

make a folder in you computer[your private folder with you name on it],in that folder add some cool pics[nothing that they woulnd accept] make it yours basicly [but dont add too much just too make what i am telling you to do believeble], the point of the folder[that i know as you have ledd me to believe that they will check]is to make your online diary in which you will write things wich will make them worry such as "i feel more depresse each day, i just dont think they trust me"[not as cheesy as that] or "i dont think they really understand how i feel without a computer"[the better you write it,the more it will work just plant a seed in their mind that will make them worry about your mental health or feelings and what it could lead to [such as you going out more,(depends on what you write)could be drugs...],[just remember after making the folder wait a month or so untill you make the diary,write in it every two or three days or even each day however you feel like doing it, dont be direct in you writing just let them figure it out, and wait till another one or two months after writing things that will make tham worry, and remember to put the diary somewhere,where they will think you where trying to hide it but they will still find it(act as if you dont know they read it)and remember this all depends on what you write]also while time passes on the making the folder and then the diary, make them loosen up a little on smaller things.....like if they dont let you use perfume convince them [work your way up]

tips

-dont make it childish
-be smart about what you write
-dont let them know you know they read it
-have a decent amount of time between what you do
-dont put the diary in just one microsoft word page
make different ones with the dates so they can keep up
with what you write
-you know them more than i do so used that to ur advantage
-remember they are people [very imperfect and weak beings]

all of this or just talk to them and even start crying [do everything you have to, to get your computer]

D.soulless@hotmail.com

Wow....worst idea I have ever read.