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te quiero  Group: Banned Posts: 2,586 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 14,678  |
The following is a partial list of actual written excuses given to teachers in the Albuquerque Public School System by parents:
Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33. Please excuse Dianne from being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps. Please excuse Johnnie for being. It was his father's fault. Chris will not be in school because he has an acre in his side. John has been absent because he had two teeth taken off his face. Excuse Gloria. She has been under the doctor. Lillie was absent from school yesterday because she had a going over. My son is under the doctor's care and should not take fizical ed. Please execute him. Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hit in the growing part. My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent this weekend with the Marines. Please excuse Joyce from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday she fell off a tree and misplaced her hip. Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels. Maryann was absent Dec. 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache, and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low-grade fever. There must be the flu going around, her father even got hot last night. Please excuse Blanche from jim today. She is administrating. George was absent yesterday because he had a stomach. Ralph was absent yesterday because he had a sore trout. Please excuse Sara for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot. Please excuse Lupe. She is having problems with her ovals. Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had diah(*crossed out*), diahoah(*crossed out*), dyah(*crossed out*) the shits courtesty effingpot.com |
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Jun 14 2004, 10:51 PM
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 doot doot doot Group: Member Posts: 1,803 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,954 |
haha these are so funny do they really write those things to teachers lol
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[X]poised truant notes Jun 7 2004, 02:38 AM
x_angawhomps LOL. The last one. Haha..
I always write my notes... Jun 7 2004, 03:11 AM Ginachan QUOTEMy son is under the doctor's care and sho... Jun 7 2004, 03:22 AM Luster Soldier LOL HAHAHA those are so interesting, and hilarious Jun 7 2004, 09:06 AM juliar Some of them I didn't really get, but the othe... Jun 7 2004, 11:21 AM im like hoy the last ones funny Jun 7 2004, 11:36 AM [X]poised maybe it's just my sick mind. a lotta them hav... Jun 7 2004, 12:30 PM darkcoldplace some ididnt get but the last one and the one where... Jun 7 2004, 12:36 PM Winter Haha the last one was really funny.
I didn't ... Jun 8 2004, 02:11 AM TiNaBaBY074 haha those are funnie..and yeah i didnt get the ma... Jun 8 2004, 02:18 AM dani41790 ooo i saw dat b4. man it stio cracks me up everyti... Jun 8 2004, 03:37 AM darkangel OMG LMAO Jun 8 2004, 06:57 PM xplicitmizz23 LMFAOOOOOO.. the last one was the BEST.. LMFAOOOO ... Jun 9 2004, 02:33 AM GinaDaQueen OMg these are so funny! I love them :) Jun 9 2004, 04:46 PM xislandxstylex lol. that's why we should always double check ... Jun 9 2004, 05:00 PM xjjajeengx QUOTEMy son is under the doctor's care and sho... Jun 9 2004, 09:48 PM YOWTF QUOTEPlease excuse Pedro from being absent yesterd... Jun 13 2004, 09:26 PM islandkiss hahah. I like the last one. Jun 14 2004, 07:03 PM lozerface87 hahaha stupid people Jun 15 2004, 01:06 AM kirbymuixo Hahah...They're all so funny! Especially t... Jun 30 2004, 12:41 PM JustHere4NoReason The last one is awesome... Jun 30 2004, 12:48 PM Mini HAHAHHA, kids...lol use the comp for spell/grammar... Jun 30 2004, 05:27 PM thisisarcycledsn George was absent yesterday because he had a stoma... Jun 30 2004, 05:54 PM JrockDollie interesting, i should use those one day Jun 30 2004, 06:17 PM aznlyka ha, i always tell my mom wut to write when i need ... Jul 2 2004, 02:29 PM bobbster QUOTE(x_angawhomps @ Jun 7 2004, 3:11 AM)LOL.... Jul 2 2004, 05:43 PM Beyond Elite The last one is funny! Jul 2 2004, 07:12 PM
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