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 Jun 12 2004, 12:08 PM
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 Prez of Student Council 04/05  Group: Member Posts: 2,888 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 851  |
Women say ... - But they mean ...
Yes! - No! No! - Yes! We have to ... - I want ... ! It`s your own choice - The right decision should be standing clear for you by now! Do whatever you want - You`ll have to pay for this later We have to talk about something - I`m going to complain about something Yeah yeah,just do it - Just don`t do it!! No, I`m not mad - Hell yeah I`m mad, you jerk! You`re so macho - You smell like a pig and need a shower This kitchen is so inconvenient - I want a new house! We need new curtains - I want new curtains, furnitures, wallpaper ... and a new kitchen! I`ll be ready in a minute! - Take off your shoes, lay down in the couch and turn on the TV. Do you think my butt is too big? - Tell me,I`m pretty We have to communicate! - Just agree with me Did you even listen to me? - Too late ... You`re out Men say ... - But they mean ... I`m hungry - I`m hungry I`m tired - I`m tired I`m thirsty - I`m thirsty You wanna go see a movie? - I wanna have sex with you You wanna go out for dinner? - I wanna have sex with you CanI call you? - I wanna have sex with you Nice dress! = Great body! - I wanna have sexwith you You looka bit tense... You want amassage? - I wanna havesex with you What`s wrong? - Why do you make such a big deal about it? I`m bored - You wanna have sex? I love you - Let`s have sex I love you too - Ok I said it, can we have sex now? Yeah, I like your new hair - I liked it better before... Let`s have sex Let`s sit down and talk - I`ll pretend to be profundity, then you`ll maybehave sex with me later (When shopping) No the other one is prettier... - Just choose the freaking dress so we can get home and have sex! I don`t really think that shirt matches your skirt! - I`m gay |
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Jun 13 2004, 08:25 PM
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Prez of Student Council 04/05 Group: Member Posts: 2,888 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 851 |
QUOTE(x3_kelly @ Jun 13 2004, 3:49 PM) hahah. So that's what he was thinking!  lol.hahaha yeah basically ;) |
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177emories women/men talk Jun 12 2004, 12:08 PM
IIO__oII hahahahahha thats awesome! =D Jun 12 2004, 12:09 PM hybrid I thought it was...
"sex sex sex sex sex..... Jun 12 2004, 12:15 PM 177emories QUOTE(lilangelgurlpnai @ Jun 12 2004, 1:15 PM... Jun 12 2004, 12:29 PM X serenity i think i saw that before, but it's still funn... Jun 12 2004, 12:41 PM dani41790 haha lolz the men's one is funni Jun 12 2004, 02:45 PM easilyxamusedx i've gotten that in an email.
it was funny. ++... Jun 12 2004, 02:46 PM LiNHy POO haha oo soo very true!!! the guy one w... Jun 12 2004, 03:37 PM immersion31 haha, thats pretty funny Jun 12 2004, 03:55 PM CEP lol. That's pretty funny.
QUOTEI thought it w... Jun 12 2004, 03:59 PM StarryEyedSurprize hahah ive read that b4! so funny! Jun 12 2004, 04:12 PM Yemmerz Puh-lease. I say sex sex sex sometimes Jun 12 2004, 04:21 PM TiNaBaBY074 haha i seen that before..funnie stuff.. Jun 13 2004, 02:43 PM islandkiss hahah. So that's what he was thinking! ... Jun 13 2004, 02:49 PM Ryan you are pretty funny - your not funny, lets just h... Jun 13 2004, 08:55 PM LatinaLady Ha - ha i saw this in an email. seems true in a wa... Jun 14 2004, 06:43 PM koOoaznboi_510 omg im smileing really hard right now lol i think... Jun 14 2004, 07:30 PM conster lmao what women say is true lols 99% true at all t... Jun 14 2004, 10:40 PM orlando_bloom_luva hrmm is sex what guys think about all the time??? ... Jun 15 2004, 12:59 AM 177emories yeah men think about sex every 7 seconds ;) hahaha... Jun 15 2004, 01:02 AM lozerface87 I don`t really think that shirt matches your s... Jun 15 2004, 01:03 AM
tainted_angel LOL! Nice one. I like the last one too. Jun 15 2004, 07:00 PM |
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