how many of you guys, get morning wood? |
 Nov 25 2006, 10:44 PM
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 portami via  Group: Member Posts: 467 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 132,187  |
Mmmmmmm just curious.
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Jul 5 2007, 03:19 PM
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It usually happens when I wake up sleeping on my stomach... Then the girl sitting on your lap one sucks you have to adjust your legs or something... Lol from afar looks like you have hemorrhoids or someshit. Walking in dress pants is impossible and if you try to make it unnoticeable you have to walk like Frankenstein -.-
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timeflies51 how many of you guys Nov 25 2006, 10:44 PM
icy_wonderland What are morning woods?
oh nevermind. Nov 26 2006, 03:00 AM sofakinglazy Getting it isn't the problem. Its trying to pu... Nov 26 2006, 03:21 AM showme Try bench pressing in the morning, or trying to ch... Nov 26 2006, 03:27 AM
AngelbreeZ I get it, like, EVERY morning
QUOTE(showme ... Dec 9 2006, 11:32 PM emokimo.co.nr Everyday I think! I jack off in the morning (s... Nov 26 2006, 03:35 AM FlyinRyan874 Yeah it sucks, because I have to always find somet... Nov 26 2006, 01:57 PM IVIike QUOTE(FlyinRyan874 @ Nov 26 2006, 1:57 PM... Dec 13 2006, 09:39 PM a painefull euphoria ^^ahah this thread is funny to read
poor guys. Nov 26 2006, 06:01 PM ANGEEZY. I voted "Pretty much every day." Nov 26 2006, 06:04 PM L!ckitySplit its no fair, girls should get morning wood Nov 26 2006, 06:33 PM boo! grr... QUOTE(L!ckitySplit @ Nov 27 2006, 6:3... Dec 10 2006, 05:44 AM Jerico Drum QUOTE(boo! grr... @ Dec 10 2006, 5:44... Dec 22 2006, 04:34 AM lyin_in_wait QUOTE(Jerico Drum @ Dec 22 2006, 4:34 AM)... Dec 22 2006, 10:11 PM Jerico Drum QUOTE(lyin_in_wait @ Dec 22 2006, 10:11 P... Dec 22 2006, 11:55 PM XxBrookxX QUOTE(boo! grr... @ Dec 10 2006, 06:4... May 25 2007, 04:46 PM fallingstar QUOTE(L!ckitySplit @ Nov 26 2006, 3:3... Dec 19 2006, 02:18 PM RAWRstephishere QUOTE(L!ckitySplit @ Nov 26 2006, 06... May 24 2007, 10:33 PM katiecakess err.. 'morning wood..'
..? Nov 27 2006, 12:51 AM tropicalchic My boyfriend always gets it, I can't help but ... Nov 27 2006, 11:46 PM Smoogrish I jack off in the mornings on the bus to keep my h... Nov 29 2006, 09:13 PM sofakinglazy QUOTE(Smoogrish @ Nov 29 2006, 6:13 PM) I... Nov 29 2006, 11:21 PM L!ckitySplit QUOTE(Smoogrish @ Nov 29 2006, 10:13 PM) ... Nov 29 2006, 11:23 PM a painefull euphoria i laugh my ass off when my boyfriend has to battle... Nov 29 2006, 10:17 PM keisuke2k4 pretty much get it everyday, very annoying sometim... Dec 4 2006, 03:27 AM calvinz23 almost everyday.. dang it.. it has a mind of its o... Dec 6 2006, 10:14 PM tic tac. I get it pretty much everyday. One time my mom wal... Dec 9 2006, 11:35 PM AngelbreeZ QUOTE(tic tac. @ Dec 9 2006, 11:35 PM) I ... Dec 9 2006, 11:39 PM sofakinglazy Yeah.....especially since she has a vagina. Dec 10 2006, 01:52 AM tic tac. QUOTE(sofakinglazy @ Dec 9 2006, 10:52 PM... Dec 10 2006, 06:58 PM x___F0RG0TTEN i'm so glad i'm a girl [: Dec 10 2006, 02:17 AM PingPong well if u think about it..
i guess its better tha... Dec 10 2006, 11:31 PM Uronacid I do, and sometimes I wish I could use it... XD Dec 14 2006, 01:41 AM TehJusty I prefer chopping my timber in the afternoon... it... Dec 14 2006, 09:11 AM fall3n_s0ul How do you guys sleep and deal with it in the morn... Dec 18 2006, 02:30 AM GREASEbaby Haha these are funny topics to read... Dec 19 2006, 03:07 PM iRock cB I get it sometimes. It doesn't bother me ... Dec 19 2006, 03:08 PM Duchess of Dork There are guys that don't get morning wood? Dec 21 2006, 10:15 AM lilxl0ser QUOTE(Duchess of Dork @ Dec 21 2006, 11:1... May 25 2007, 01:47 AM mono_logue i only got it a couple times Jan 18 2007, 08:27 PM vash1530 i jack off in my sleep Jan 19 2007, 12:27 AM blurrr lol i once slept over at my boyfriends and he woke... Jan 20 2007, 01:27 AM Ralph501 I get it now and than. It's just disturbing wh... Jan 20 2007, 02:29 AM Frankie uh not usually. but if i do..it's very mild. Jan 21 2007, 01:57 AM skillxz lol TBH, not really, if ever..
I always hear of i... Jan 23 2007, 09:44 PM deplorable what a wonderful world we live in huh? this just p... May 23 2007, 09:40 PM krn_kiddo254 i hate it when my sister comes to wake me up.. and... May 24 2007, 06:20 PM steve330 I hate getting it, and then realizing that you hav... May 24 2007, 06:25 PM Ma Ass is WOW I get morning metal....now thats a pain a cold sho... May 24 2007, 07:10 PM ashleybby hahahahaha
i had to look up what morning wood was
... May 25 2007, 01:48 AM kayali QUOTE(ashleybby @ May 25 2007, 04:48 PM) ... May 26 2007, 03:53 AM dudeimawesome QUOTE(kayali @ May 26 2007, 03:53 AM)
Ha... May 29 2007, 03:44 AM Le_Britt_Scot Man, this thread is making me sooo horny!... May 26 2007, 11:14 AM designingskills I get them sometimes. May 26 2007, 12:33 PM MrElsewhere Goes away after I pee. I heard it's your body... May 27 2007, 09:26 PM RyanWasHere QUOTE(MrElsewhere @ May 27 2007, 09:26 PM... May 27 2007, 11:11 PM stephinika QUOTE(Duchess of Dork @ Dec 21 2006, 08:1... May 27 2007, 11:00 PM krn_kiddo254 wtf? i've never heard that one b4. i know u ge... May 28 2007, 04:24 PM Hashbrown I really shouldn't know the clinical reasons, ... May 31 2007, 08:09 PM Fist children doesnt get morning wood as much as teenag... May 31 2007, 09:28 PM fathomlessdame QUOTE(Fist @ May 31 2007, 09:28 PM) child... Jun 1 2007, 09:02 AM felesha .....HAHA Jun 1 2007, 05:53 PM DarkImpressions Lol.
Hahahha I never thought someone would make a ... Jun 1 2007, 07:51 PM BLAZINASIAN girls:
-periods
-breasts
-cramps
-bloating
Some g... Jun 2 2007, 05:49 PM AlextheShineyPenny I hate it. I alsways have to put something on bef... Jun 2 2007, 07:47 PM steve330 Also guys, keep in mind that girls have cooties an... Jun 5 2007, 12:04 PM Mercy QUOTE(steve330 @ Jun 5 2007, 05:04 PM) Al... Jun 7 2007, 02:22 AM SenorClean I used to. But it suddenly stopped once I turned 1... Jun 5 2007, 12:07 PM steve330 What's worst tha morning wood, however, is in-... Jun 5 2007, 12:12 PM yobaka3 QUOTE(steve330 @ Jun 5 2007, 01:12 PM) Wh... Jun 6 2007, 08:06 PM alovesopure QUOTE(yobaka3 @ Jun 6 2007, 09:06 PM) Hah... Jun 7 2007, 01:39 AM spongebob lover i get it all the time =] Jun 5 2007, 02:11 PM BankruptcyLyts all the time, can be a nusiance sometimes though .... Jun 5 2007, 05:49 PM steve330 ^did they at least touch you? Jun 6 2007, 09:25 PM yobaka3 QUOTE(steve330 @ Jun 6 2007, 10:25 PM) ^d... Jun 7 2007, 07:45 PM Chicago ahh, every morning..
putting on my pants is gettin... Jun 7 2007, 07:43 PM T.O.P. Only when I have to use the bathroom.. lol Jun 17 2007, 07:48 AM nishikigoi QUOTE(MrElsewhere @ May 27 2007, 07:26 PM... Jun 19 2007, 09:06 PM SinfullySweet Okay. Wtfudge is morning wood!?!? Jun 20 2007, 10:47 PM FlyinRyan874 Its basically when a guy wakes up after sleeping a... Jun 20 2007, 10:50 PM SinfullySweet QUOTE(FlyinRyan874 @ Jun 20 2007, 10:50 P... Jul 8 2007, 10:06 PM SamuraiX20 Goshh I hate mornin wood I have 2 wait like thirty... Jun 24 2007, 04:47 PM SamuraiX20 I guess thiers sumthin a man cant hide lol Jun 24 2007, 04:50 PM steve330 ^you can always tuck it up :) Jun 24 2007, 04:55 PM EtherxWhisper QUOTE(steve330 @ Jun 24 2007, 05:55 PM) ^... Jun 30 2007, 10:51 AM Lyts-by-me HATE it. Jun 25 2007, 02:55 PM cherry90 its gr8 i have the bath room right next door so mo... Jun 25 2007, 04:16 PM HTMLrulesdood omg yeah it sucks when you wake up for school
and ... Jun 26 2007, 10:06 PM Tamacracker Honestly, minimum one day out of a week. We have o... Jun 28 2007, 07:00 PM veryfeminine It happens to me a lot. It's ok though becaus... Jun 28 2007, 07:03 PM fathomlessdame QUOTE(veryfeminine @ Jun 28 2007, 07:03 P... Jun 29 2007, 01:06 AM hunterxhollywood Yeah. Just about everyday..
Ugh. Jul 2 2007, 07:32 PM Brilliance my roommate in college used to tell me about how i... Jul 2 2007, 08:35 PM Castaway i get it at night too.
i don't know why
it... Jul 2 2007, 09:02 PM Just2Fresh I slept over my girlfriends house one time and for... Jul 4 2007, 01:36 PM Castaway QUOTE(hosing @ Jul 5 2007, 01:19 PM) It u... Jul 7 2007, 12:23 AM tr1pp1n i'll make a joke out of it andj ust be like
he... Jul 7 2007, 03:03 AM tr1pp1n bitches never catch on too, like is he serious or ... Jul 7 2007, 03:04 AM Mercy ^Please dont double post.
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