My balls left me :( :( |
 Jun 12 2004, 08:21 PM
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Omg i'm so sad and need someone to hold me through these tough times.
 Earlier today, I was in a bit of a hurry and really had to poo. So I slammed by ass onto my toilet, and pushed till my face went red...then felt something weird in between my legs. Soon after, I heard a little "thump" in the toilet bowl...then another. I got up to check my work...but noticed something. MY SCROTUM WAS DEFLATTED!!! Omg my own balls left me. Oh gawd how I miss them. I couldn't stand the site of them outside of me in the toilet so I flushed them...and now i regret it :( Here's a picture I drew shortly after in loving memory: 
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| *Kathleen* |
Jun 13 2004, 07:19 PM
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Tsk tsk. How could you be so irresponsible like that, young man?
 I'm ashamed of you - you let your own balls down. I'm sure you've done other stupid things that made them more the merrier to leave you! 
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WildGriffin My balls left me :( :( Jun 12 2004, 08:21 PM
rivendell god speed, lil' ballies.
*moment of silence* Jun 12 2004, 08:22 PM CEP awww are you okay?
It's okay, Steven.
- Chin... Jun 12 2004, 08:23 PM hybrid ......
may they rest in the toilet... in peace. Jun 12 2004, 08:24 PM NicolynnCat aww...sweetie yoru so funny! *hugs* Jun 12 2004, 08:25 PM XaZnX07 did that really happen? wow if it did i am so sorr... Jun 12 2004, 08:36 PM dani41790 woah im sooo srry that happend to u n ur balls Jun 12 2004, 09:00 PM ichiban Are you serious .. I didn't think those things... Jun 12 2004, 09:31 PM juliar Um...whoa...
That's bad. Jun 12 2004, 09:41 PM LiNHy POO oo im very sorry to hear that... hope you'll f... Jun 12 2004, 09:52 PM bebe_chuckl3z *CRIES* HYSTERICALLY ME AND HIS BALLS WERE CLOSE I... Jun 12 2004, 09:57 PM BurstinStarzz *let us have a moment of silence for your balls* Jun 12 2004, 11:10 PM islandkiss wtf? Are you sniffing something? lol. I don't ... Jun 13 2004, 08:53 AM x_fatal_rose_x eeeeeeek.......... Jun 13 2004, 08:58 AM DaToNeViEtBoI916 LMAO!!!!!!!!!... Jun 13 2004, 02:57 PM 177emories ugh? don't they come back like asap? Jun 13 2004, 03:06 PM AngelicEyz00 LMFAO!! you dork! i hope you didn... Jun 13 2004, 03:22 PM DoOdOox3 ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Jun 13 2004, 03:24 PM XxKrNqTcUiTyxX *hugggg* things will get better
RIP wildgriffin... Jun 13 2004, 03:27 PM angel-roh lOL ur hilarious steven!! haha newais that... Jun 13 2004, 04:33 PM conster haha lmao thats hilarious lol Jun 13 2004, 07:04 PM darkcoldplace wow...good for you.. Jun 13 2004, 07:08 PM honorguard That's hilarious. Loosing your balls while tak... Jun 13 2004, 07:12 PM immersion31 ok, thats funny, but kinda weird... Jun 13 2004, 07:20 PM mglbaby lmao ur funny Jun 13 2004, 07:51 PM OhSoCrazy aww..sowee to hear that..lol kinda spooky Jun 13 2004, 08:53 PM TBoltzbabe QUOTE(WildGriffin @ Jun 12 2004, 8:21 PM)Omg ... Jun 13 2004, 10:54 PM crazeegirl411 Wow...maybe you should write a story dedicated to ... Jun 13 2004, 10:57 PM TBoltzbabe well, the doctor found your balls in my stomach
... Jun 13 2004, 11:11 PM LilBrunette0313 That's one of the most disturbing yet funny th... Jun 13 2004, 11:31 PM WildGriffin QUOTEwell, the doctor found your balls in my stoma... Jun 14 2004, 12:11 AM TBoltzbabe QUOTE(WildGriffin @ Jun 14 2004, 12:11 AM)Wai... Jun 14 2004, 12:13 AM [X]poised i was about to laugh. but i was way too shocked Jun 14 2004, 01:16 AM NvieDi3ai3yGrL hmmm .. very interesting post .. what is this doin... Jun 14 2004, 10:19 AM MrMonkeyTaco dont they grow bac...lol Jun 14 2004, 04:49 PM gasolinekisses i always knew you didn't have any balls steven... Jun 14 2004, 10:30 PM krnxswat It's alright. I have spare one's I can sha... Jun 14 2004, 10:41 PM bebe_chuckl3z =( no fair i wanted to grow balls =( why wont u sp... Jun 14 2004, 11:27 PM krnxswat QUOTE(bebe_chuckl3z @ Jun 15 2004, 12:27 AM)=... Jun 14 2004, 11:29 PM ichiban This is a, erm, strange topic. Jun 14 2004, 11:39 PM mglbaby QUOTE(ichiban @ Jun 14 2004, 11:39 PM)This is... Jun 15 2004, 02:00 AM Luster Soldier I think I'm gonna have nightmares about that..... Jun 15 2004, 02:04 AM [X]poised QUOTE(krnxswat @ Jun 14 2004, 11:29 PM)Sure. ... Jun 15 2004, 02:54 AM hair products tboltzbabe.. that's just.. messed up. please ... Jun 15 2004, 03:06 AM sheepy o_O is dat possible?? but ballies RIP. Jul 9 2004, 08:09 PM
CEP Whoa, who revived this topic?
*cough* Closing this... Jul 10 2004, 01:06 AM |
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