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So My parents planned this whole thing where we are going down to our beach house for a week or so. I have two jobs and told both of my bosses i needed off, since i have barely been down there this year. My one boss was fine and my other flipped out on me saying "this is not what we hired you to do blah blah blah" After a while she was just like, "o.k. you can go " By then i was really confused

So whats the biggest thing your boss flipped out on you about... did they get over it or where you fired?

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I remember, my friend, John's older brother Matt was my boss. I had a part time job working on hydro pumps and bases for the hydro pumps (they're the pumps that pump water into and suck what out of A/C units, Toilets, Sinks, Water fountains etc...)

Anyways, me, Matt, John, his cousin Tyler, and my best friend Scott went to a strip club for someone's bachelor party. I started to flirt with this shot girl who looked really cute in her leather outfit. We talked for half an hour and she got back onto selling her shots, and we would talk whenever we had the chance. Which was everytime I ordered a shot or and beer. At the end of the night, I had 9 Jager Boms, and 14 Presidentes (Dominican Beer) each Jager bomb was $4 and each Presidente was $2.50.

I was supposed to pay at least $71 (w/o tip)
Well when everyone started to get ready to leave, I quickly rushed into the bathroom and when I came out, everyone in our party was gone, our table was completely empty. I decided, hell im gonna skip out on the bill, either they paid it or they didn't.

So as soon as I start walkin towards the front end, the girl grabs my arm (I'm assuming I got caught tryin to run out on the bill) and the girl asks me, where I was going and to take another shot. So I took one last shot, and I gave her a $20 in hopes that she wouldn't remember how many drinks I bought in total. She thanked me and gave me her number.

2 weeks later pass by, and I just happen to find her number (I totally wasn't interested in this girl, as far as relationship status).
So I give her a call to hang out over the weekend, and she tells me the only night she has opened was Sunday. So we make plans to "hang out" on Sunday night.

I pick her up, she tells me she's hungry, so we go to taco bell, she orders her food and expects me to order something as well. But I wasn't hungry. She still insisted that I should eat something and I told her it was ok, I wasn't hungry. She told me it was alright if I didn't have money, just don't be all weird about it and lie. I told her that definitely was not the case. So she bought me something anyways.

After that, she tells me that she's in the mood to drink back at her house. I didn't expect this at all. We go to the liquor store, only to find out I really didn't have money. I left my stupid wallet on my bed. So she ended up buying not only a meal for me, but also beer.

Well once we got a bit tipsy... you know what happened, yes it was great... she was uh, very experienced lol.

I woke up the next day at 10am, when I was supposed to be at work by 8:45am :x

When I check my cellphone, I have 14 missed calls and 3 voice mails. And guess what? 4 of them are from my mother. 10 of which happened to be my boss.

When I called my boss... he flipped out on me so hard. And I told him that my car's battery died. But he wouldn't believe me. He knew I just woke up and that my car was perfectly fine. The next day, my boss chewed my ass out. I swear he ripped into me so badly I couldn't even speak.

In the end of it all, he didn't fire me. But almost a month later he asked me what really happened, and I told him about the stripper. He said I'm lucky I never said that to him at the moment, cuz he would have fired me right on the spot.

But overall.. it was a good night and a great day to recuperate