Monty Python, Favorite Quotes? |
Monty Python, Favorite Quotes? |
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I'm sure a ton of y'all have seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail or some of the others, favorite quotes?
Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die, oh brave Sir Robin. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways, brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin. He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp, or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken. To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away, and his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin. His head smashed in and heart cut out, and his liver removed, and his bowels unplugged, and his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off and his penis... [french soldier regarding holy grail] We've already got one! Tis a lovely pile of filth! On second thought, let's not go to Camelot, tis a silly place! All the tis but a scratch/flesh wound lines while fighting black knight |
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![]() oooh yeah. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 1,333 Joined: Feb 2006 Member No: 376,533 ![]() |
OMG, do not get me started with the Monty Python quotes.
"We are the knights who say NI!" "Gather ye dead. I'm not dead. I'm quite all right; I think I'll take a walk." "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!" "I fart in your general direction!" I could go on. |
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