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 Jun 4 2004, 12:14 AM
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Pick up lines with come backs!
>> >>> >> >>> 1.) Male: Haven't I seen you some place before? >> >>> >> >>> Female: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. >> >>> >> >>> 2.)Male: Is this seat empty? >> >>> >> >>> Female: Yes, and mine will be if you sit down. >> >>> >> >>> 3.)Male: Your place or mine? >> >>> >> >>> Female: Both. You go to yours and I'll go mine. >> >>> >> >>> 4.)Male: So, what do you do for a living. >> >>> >> >>> Female: I'm a female impersonator. >> >>> >> >>> 5.)Male: Hey baby, what's your sign? >> >>> >> >>> Female: DO NOT ENTER. >> >>> >> >>> 6.)Male: How do you like your eggs in the morning? >> >>> >> >>> Female: Unfertilized. >> >>> >> >>> 7.)Male: Your body's like a temple >> >>> >> >>> Female: Sorry, there are no services today. >> >>> >> >>> 8.)Male: I would go to the end of the world for you. >> >>> >> >>> Female: But would you please stay there? >> >>> >> >>> 9.)Male: If I saw you naked, I'd die happy. >> >>> >> >>> Female: If I saw you naked, I'd die laughing. >> >>> |
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Jun 12 2004, 03:59 PM
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hahas, some of them are pretty hilarious...
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princess2113 pick up lines Jun 4 2004, 12:14 AM
School_Boy Ha ha ha ~ ~ Thats funny~ Jun 4 2004, 05:32 PM juliar How mean.
I love them. Jun 4 2004, 06:10 PM hybrid I simply love them. Jun 4 2004, 08:11 PM krnxswat Haha. Ouch. Jun 4 2004, 10:44 PM darkcoldplace wooh..owwie. Jun 4 2004, 10:45 PM [X]poised those are great.
now i know how to get a come bac... Jun 5 2004, 02:33 AM immersion31 ooo, harsh. lol. thats y lines dont really work no... Jun 5 2004, 03:10 AM dani41790 i find that mean yet very funni lmao Jun 5 2004, 03:14 AM LatinaLady the sad part is some of my friends use these Jun 6 2004, 04:13 PM LiNHy POO ooo love the last one!!!!!... Jun 6 2004, 06:24 PM cleec Haha those are the best my friend had them on her ... Jun 6 2004, 08:23 PM ComradeRed I love the eggs one. Jun 6 2004, 08:48 PM x0xcrzybabyx0x haha those are fantastic!! Jun 6 2004, 08:50 PM XxKrNqTcUiTyxX QUOTE(princess2113 @ Jun 4 2004, 12:14 AM)Mal... Jun 6 2004, 08:55 PM TiNaBaBY074 LoL those are funnie..the end of the world one..on... Jun 8 2004, 02:34 PM darkangel lol Jun 8 2004, 06:59 PM mglbaby rofl dose r good Jun 12 2004, 01:21 AM GinaDaQueen lol that's what they get for using such corny ... Jun 12 2004, 06:31 PM shawty_redd harsh but funny Jun 12 2004, 07:04 PM Ryan M. Are you're parents retarded?
F. No, why?
M.... Jun 13 2004, 08:12 PM NicolynnCat QUOTE(I2YAIN @ Jun 13 2004, 9:12 PM)M. Are yo... Jun 13 2004, 08:21 PM 177emories ohhh ohhh i saw them somewhere before... i gotta u... Jun 13 2004, 08:27 PM islandkiss hahah. I love those. Jun 14 2004, 07:06 PM tainted_angel LoL I've heard all of those but they always ge... Jun 15 2004, 08:51 PM AZN_DRAGON hmm what about this
>>>> Male: Did It... Jun 15 2004, 08:54 PM tainted_angel Hmm..I dunno. I've heard that one a lot too..o... Jun 15 2004, 09:00 PM Ryan QUOTE(AZN_DRAGON @ Jun 15 2004, 8:54 PM)hmm w... Jun 15 2004, 09:28 PM
shortystyle LOL! Jun 19 2004, 02:02 AM |
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