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tootsie_kiddo
post Jul 27 2004, 05:45 AM
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WHAT WOMEN WOULD DO IF THEY HAD A PENIS FOR ONE DAY

10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.

9. Get a blow job.

8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating meat.

7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at the urinal.

6. Determine why you can't hit the bowl consistently.

5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.

4. Touch/Shift yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may be to others.

3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.

2. Understand the reason for the light refraction that occurs between man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member.

And the # 1 thing a women would do is:

1. Repeat # 9.
 
 
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Rachel
post May 24 2007, 11:57 PM
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And I'd definitely want to get head, I've always wondered what it feels like for guys.
 

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tootsie_kiddo   Penis for a day   Jul 27 2004, 05:45 AM
XxKrNqTcUiTyxX   lolz funnie well personally after watching the ...   Jul 27 2004, 06:34 AM
RAWRstephishere   QUOTE(XxKrNqTcUiTyxX @ Jul 27 2004, 06:34...   May 24 2007, 10:15 PM
SHW33T_PiNKNESS   hahaha   Jul 27 2004, 06:54 AM
GyrL_wit_da_KuRLz   haha...thas funny..id do them all..and then do the...   Jul 27 2004, 07:12 AM
HaN4RaNg   hahaha.. wthek @ #3 lol.. i dont know what i would...   Jul 27 2004, 08:03 AM
psychoticangel   haha. yah, we'd do that huh? anyway, i'd ...   Jul 27 2004, 08:11 AM
Weird addiction   i'll go with #3 lol   Jul 27 2004, 08:26 AM
nlgrl   QUOTE(XxKrNqTcUiTyxX @ Jul 27 2004, 6:34 AM)l...   Jul 27 2004, 08:45 AM
sheddingtears   HAHAH. If only...   Jul 27 2004, 08:59 AM
mouse_3k   ill go with #5... hey, I wanna know wht it fee...   Jul 27 2004, 09:52 AM
AngelicEyz00   QUOTE(tootsie_kiddo @ Jul 27 2004, 3:45 AM)5....   Jul 27 2004, 09:57 AM
xquizit   This one sounds fun... QUOTE3. Jump up and down n...   Jul 27 2004, 10:05 AM
blowpops69   lmfao..probably all of them   Jul 27 2004, 10:15 AM
Hizwifey   QUOTE3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to...   Jul 27 2004, 10:27 AM
chanleythemanley   I'd probably do all of them.. #9 and #5 are go...   Jul 27 2004, 10:29 AM
[i]LLMATiC   jumpin up `nd down wit an erection sounds fun?...   Jul 27 2004, 11:15 AM
kyuubi319   id do them all. then do them all again.   Jul 27 2004, 12:04 PM
MyVermilionPlague   Erm. I guess 7 would be kinda fun..   Jul 27 2004, 12:06 PM
someflipguy   Believe me you guys really need to try number 9 an...   Jul 27 2004, 12:14 PM
babixlilac   lols..i would try evbding especially #7 it b reall...   Jul 27 2004, 02:12 PM
makulit   i'd whack off. so that would take most of my d...   Jul 27 2004, 02:28 PM
HoneyGurl   hee hee... datz funnie!!   Jul 27 2004, 02:51 PM
xsweetdreams12x   Number 7, most definitely.   Jul 27 2004, 03:03 PM
Devastation   man if you girls would have to deal with a penis f...   Jul 27 2004, 06:38 PM
DrEaMgUy2K1   its not hard having a penis... im pretty sure oth...   Jul 27 2004, 06:45 PM
CEP   *high fives his penis* - Moved to Girl's Lock...   Jul 27 2004, 06:49 PM
xsweetdreams12x   lol Never thought about it like that.   Jul 27 2004, 06:55 PM
waccoon   Um.. you don't go through puberty in one day   Jul 27 2004, 07:35 PM
Blink   Errr...it's not that hard to control your peni...   Jul 27 2004, 08:51 PM
HuGs_fOr_yOu   Ahhh, i'd totally freak if one daii I woke up ...   Jul 27 2004, 09:19 PM
RiC3xBoy   not that hard, although, gettin kicked in the crot...   Jul 27 2004, 09:20 PM
JessJR1022   try having a vagina when you have your period or w...   Jul 27 2004, 09:29 PM
sunissed14127   QUOTE(HuGs_fOr_yOu @ Jul 27 2004, 9:19 PM)Ahh...   Jul 27 2004, 09:30 PM
Kathleen   I'd cut it off.   Jul 27 2004, 09:38 PM
I_feel_beautiful   i would be happy to have a penis for a day. just t...   Jul 27 2004, 09:41 PM
chaotic_kitt   hmm.. i've never had one so...NO comments...   Jul 27 2004, 11:05 PM
lolita kitty   QUOTE(Kathleen @ Jul 27 2004, 9:38 PM)I'd...   Jul 27 2004, 11:34 PM
pikimoo   Would it get rid of the vagina/boobs/femaleness of...   Jul 27 2004, 11:49 PM
IIO__oII   at LEAST you dont have PERIODS and CRAMPS and all ...   Jul 27 2004, 11:52 PM
ryfitaDF   i wouldn't mind having a vagina for a day... ...   Jul 28 2004, 03:27 AM
vehvih   well HAHA i dont have any penis and if i'd tr...   Jul 28 2004, 03:46 AM
celebrityaddict5   Oh man, I think it's alot easier having a peni...   Jul 28 2004, 04:01 AM
chanleythemanley   QUOTE(chinkieeyedpnoi @ Jul 27 2004, 6:49 PM)...   Jul 28 2004, 07:21 AM
bobear   uhhhh y wood u ever think about having a penis.. a...   Jul 28 2004, 08:41 AM
lolita kitty   uhm im confused. are we actually men fur a day or ...   Jul 28 2004, 09:45 AM
emptyminded   that would be so interesting.. if i was in that s...   Jul 28 2004, 10:53 AM
Rice_on_my_shoe   IF I HAD A PENIS FOR A DAY.. I would Turn gay and ...   Jul 28 2004, 12:37 PM
illmizzkim   I personally wouldn't mind having a penis. If ...   Jul 28 2004, 12:43 PM
miszxjojo   QUOTE(illmizzkim @ Jul 28 2004, 01:43 PM)...   May 24 2007, 03:11 PM
fatabula_4143   interesting topic...   Jul 28 2004, 01:03 PM
tootsie_kiddo   QUOTE(HuGs_fOr_yOu @ Jul 28 2004, 11:19 AM)Ah...   Jul 28 2004, 04:16 PM
x hYpErRoSeY x   QUOTE(sunissed14127 @ Jul 27 2004, 9:30 PM)QU...   Jul 28 2004, 05:16 PM
[i]LLMATiC   QUOTE(Kathleen @ Jul 27 2004, 7:38 PM)I'd...   Jul 28 2004, 06:28 PM
sheepy   hha i dink it would b cool. i mean.. yeah girls...   Jul 28 2004, 06:58 PM
xxcrazynutmeg   bwahahhaha! i'd do them all, of course.. ...   Jul 30 2004, 05:05 PM
smilingslightly   haha those are greatt   Jul 30 2004, 07:11 PM
JessJR1022   would be interesting to feel/see things from a mal...   Jul 30 2004, 07:17 PM
Flyingdoggurl   I would just wana see how painful it would be when...   Jul 30 2004, 08:32 PM
slurp   the only disadvantage i see having a dick is that ...   Jul 30 2004, 10:29 PM
d3v1l1ci0us   haha repeat # 9. hahaha. hahahah!. HAHAH!   Jul 30 2004, 10:43 PM
LiLaZnGirL122   LMAO i would try to do all lol hit it!! lo...   Jul 30 2004, 10:45 PM
DarkCrescentMoon   Ha! i would pee stanging up! what # is tha...   Jul 31 2004, 12:45 AM
sammi rules you   That's funny. It's probably right too.   Jul 31 2004, 01:38 AM
XxBeExOHxX   i would do somethign no man can do. supporting mys...   Jul 31 2004, 01:38 AM
sandra   haha this is quite interesting... hmmm i would cho...   Jul 31 2004, 02:00 AM
waccoon   I'd go hump a pillow.   Jul 31 2004, 04:42 AM
x_angawhomps   I'd go masterbate. hahahha.   Jul 31 2004, 04:47 AM
insertusername   Blowjob... haha Otherwise kick myself in the balls...   Jul 31 2004, 04:54 AM
lolita kitty   QUOTE(x_angawhomps @ Jul 31 2004, 4:47 AM)I...   Jul 31 2004, 04:55 AM
waccoon   QUOTE(insertusername @ Jul 31 2004, 5:54 AM)B...   Jul 31 2004, 04:59 AM
insertusername   I have no idea. But you can try...   Jul 31 2004, 05:04 AM
swtpumkinpie   hahaha. it would be fun to have a penis for a day....   Jul 31 2004, 07:46 AM
natural_me   let's see, maybe all is a gud choice since onl...   Jul 31 2004, 10:51 AM
waccoon   =P I'd kick you guys there.   Jul 31 2004, 11:09 AM
miszxjojo   i would def. go pee standing up while talking to o...   May 24 2007, 03:05 PM
insurmountable   I've seen this before. I think having a penis ...   May 24 2007, 03:20 PM
StanleyThePanda   LOL, ooold topic. This question reminds me of th...   May 24 2007, 03:20 PM
XxBrookxX   I think having a penus is probably easier then hav...   May 24 2007, 03:21 PM
RAWRstephishere   Damn. Try have a period, that comes with cramp, m...   May 24 2007, 10:14 PM
lilxl0ser   LOL at #3! i would do that first..hahaha sound...   May 24 2007, 11:24 PM
Rachelislove   http://www.createblog.com/forums/index.php?showtop...   May 24 2007, 11:57 PM
&/degradanca.   Hahahhaha, I'd be rather frightened and shocke...   May 25 2007, 12:50 AM
miszxjojo   haha i would be like ' how did this get here ?...   May 25 2007, 11:59 AM
vertskatergirl   ohh mannn id wanna try all of them hhahhaha   May 25 2007, 12:40 PM
deplorable   i dont know...hmmm. i might be in disbelief for a ...   May 25 2007, 01:55 PM
GoldVi3tDragon   first i would be like the freak?! i have a pen...   May 30 2007, 10:09 PM
loveylovely   Lmao. That's gross, but funny.   May 30 2007, 10:12 PM
stephinika   Haha, I talked to someone about that once...what a...   May 31 2007, 05:42 PM
fathomlessdame   lol first of all, i like being a girl (even with a...   May 31 2007, 05:56 PM
rdogg549   i always wanted to see what it was like to do numb...   May 31 2007, 05:58 PM
LUVMELUVUNOT17   pee standing up   Jun 6 2007, 05:09 PM
gordita   rofl   May 7 2008, 06:45 PM
Reconditee   Haha. I've always wondered about this a lot. I...   May 7 2008, 06:50 PM


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