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 Jul 27 2004, 05:45 AM
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WHAT WOMEN WOULD DO IF THEY HAD A PENIS FOR ONE DAY
10. Get ahead faster in corporate America. 9. Get a blow job. 8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating meat. 7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at the urinal. 6. Determine why you can't hit the bowl consistently. 5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm. 4. Touch/Shift yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may be to others. 3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks. 2. Understand the reason for the light refraction that occurs between man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member. And the # 1 thing a women would do is: 1. Repeat # 9. |
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Jul 28 2004, 12:43 PM
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 did someone fart?! Group: Member Posts: 1,528 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 17,662 |
I personally wouldn't mind having a penis. If I had a penis I'd go hump something. I'd do it all day too. And you all know I'm serious.
 Then I'd go pee in a urinal. Dude, urinals are cool. I wish I could pee standing up. You suckers, you don't need to pull your pants and your panties down to go pee. You guys just gotta open your damn zippers.  
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May 24 2007, 03:11 PM
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QUOTE(illmizzkim @ Jul 28 2004, 01:43 PM)  You suckers, you don't need to pull your pants and your panties down to go pee. You guys just gotta open your damn zippers. truee, and its much faster cuz ya'll dont gotta wipe lol x] and i'd rather be a boy... cuz they dont go to that much stuff a girl does.. like pregnancy, and cramps, and all that stuff and its kinda scary if a girl has sex cuz then there are chances the girl can be pregnant.. but for the guy ? he can just sit there and relax and prob. be proud he aint a girl... |
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tootsie_kiddo Penis for a day Jul 27 2004, 05:45 AM
XxKrNqTcUiTyxX lolz funnie well personally after watching the ... Jul 27 2004, 06:34 AM
RAWRstephishere QUOTE(XxKrNqTcUiTyxX @ Jul 27 2004, 06:34... May 24 2007, 10:15 PM SHW33T_PiNKNESS hahaha Jul 27 2004, 06:54 AM GyrL_wit_da_KuRLz haha...thas funny..id do them all..and then do the... Jul 27 2004, 07:12 AM HaN4RaNg hahaha.. wthek @ #3 lol.. i dont know what i would... Jul 27 2004, 08:03 AM psychoticangel haha. yah, we'd do that huh?
anyway, i'd ... Jul 27 2004, 08:11 AM Weird addiction i'll go with #3 lol Jul 27 2004, 08:26 AM nlgrl QUOTE(XxKrNqTcUiTyxX @ Jul 27 2004, 6:34 AM)l... Jul 27 2004, 08:45 AM sheddingtears HAHAH. If only... Jul 27 2004, 08:59 AM mouse_3k ill go with #5...
hey, I wanna know wht it fee... Jul 27 2004, 09:52 AM AngelicEyz00 QUOTE(tootsie_kiddo @ Jul 27 2004, 3:45 AM)5.... Jul 27 2004, 09:57 AM xquizit This one sounds fun...
QUOTE3. Jump up and down n... Jul 27 2004, 10:05 AM blowpops69 lmfao..probably all of them Jul 27 2004, 10:15 AM Hizwifey QUOTE3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to... Jul 27 2004, 10:27 AM chanleythemanley I'd probably do all of them.. #9 and #5 are go... Jul 27 2004, 10:29 AM [i]LLMATiC jumpin up `nd down wit an erection sounds fun?... Jul 27 2004, 11:15 AM kyuubi319 id do them all. then do them all again. Jul 27 2004, 12:04 PM MyVermilionPlague Erm.
I guess 7 would be kinda fun.. Jul 27 2004, 12:06 PM someflipguy Believe me you guys really need to try number 9 an... Jul 27 2004, 12:14 PM babixlilac lols..i would try evbding especially #7 it b reall... Jul 27 2004, 02:12 PM makulit i'd whack off. so that would take most of my d... Jul 27 2004, 02:28 PM HoneyGurl hee hee... datz funnie!! Jul 27 2004, 02:51 PM xsweetdreams12x Number 7, most definitely. Jul 27 2004, 03:03 PM Devastation man if you girls would have to deal with a penis f... Jul 27 2004, 06:38 PM DrEaMgUy2K1 its not hard having a penis... im pretty sure oth... Jul 27 2004, 06:45 PM CEP *high fives his penis*
- Moved to Girl's Lock... Jul 27 2004, 06:49 PM xsweetdreams12x lol Never thought about it like that. Jul 27 2004, 06:55 PM waccoon Um.. you don't go through puberty in one day Jul 27 2004, 07:35 PM Blink Errr...it's not that hard to control your peni... Jul 27 2004, 08:51 PM HuGs_fOr_yOu Ahhh, i'd totally freak if one daii I woke up ... Jul 27 2004, 09:19 PM RiC3xBoy not that hard, although, gettin kicked in the crot... Jul 27 2004, 09:20 PM JessJR1022 try having a vagina when you have your period or w... Jul 27 2004, 09:29 PM sunissed14127 QUOTE(HuGs_fOr_yOu @ Jul 27 2004, 9:19 PM)Ahh... Jul 27 2004, 09:30 PM Kathleen I'd cut it off. Jul 27 2004, 09:38 PM I_feel_beautiful i would be happy to have a penis for a day. just t... Jul 27 2004, 09:41 PM chaotic_kitt hmm.. i've never had one so...NO comments... Jul 27 2004, 11:05 PM lolita kitty QUOTE(Kathleen @ Jul 27 2004, 9:38 PM)I'd... Jul 27 2004, 11:34 PM pikimoo Would it get rid of the vagina/boobs/femaleness of... Jul 27 2004, 11:49 PM IIO__oII at LEAST you dont have PERIODS and CRAMPS and all ... Jul 27 2004, 11:52 PM ryfitaDF i wouldn't mind having a vagina for a day...
... Jul 28 2004, 03:27 AM vehvih well HAHA i dont have any penis and if i'd tr... Jul 28 2004, 03:46 AM celebrityaddict5 Oh man, I think it's alot easier having a peni... Jul 28 2004, 04:01 AM chanleythemanley QUOTE(chinkieeyedpnoi @ Jul 27 2004, 6:49 PM)... Jul 28 2004, 07:21 AM bobear uhhhh y wood u ever think about having a penis.. a... Jul 28 2004, 08:41 AM lolita kitty uhm im confused. are we actually men fur a day or ... Jul 28 2004, 09:45 AM emptyminded that would be so interesting.. if i was in that s... Jul 28 2004, 10:53 AM Rice_on_my_shoe IF I HAD A PENIS FOR A DAY.. I would Turn gay and ... Jul 28 2004, 12:37 PM fatabula_4143 interesting topic... Jul 28 2004, 01:03 PM tootsie_kiddo QUOTE(HuGs_fOr_yOu @ Jul 28 2004, 11:19 AM)Ah... Jul 28 2004, 04:16 PM x hYpErRoSeY x QUOTE(sunissed14127 @ Jul 27 2004, 9:30 PM)QU... Jul 28 2004, 05:16 PM [i]LLMATiC QUOTE(Kathleen @ Jul 27 2004, 7:38 PM)I'd... Jul 28 2004, 06:28 PM sheepy hha i dink it would b cool. i mean.. yeah girls... Jul 28 2004, 06:58 PM xxcrazynutmeg bwahahhaha!
i'd do them all, of course.. ... Jul 30 2004, 05:05 PM smilingslightly haha those are greatt Jul 30 2004, 07:11 PM JessJR1022 would be interesting to feel/see things from a mal... Jul 30 2004, 07:17 PM Flyingdoggurl I would just wana see how painful it would be when... Jul 30 2004, 08:32 PM slurp the only disadvantage i see having a dick is that ... Jul 30 2004, 10:29 PM d3v1l1ci0us haha repeat # 9. hahaha. hahahah!. HAHAH! Jul 30 2004, 10:43 PM LiLaZnGirL122 LMAO i would try to do all lol hit it!! lo... Jul 30 2004, 10:45 PM DarkCrescentMoon Ha! i would pee stanging up! what # is tha... Jul 31 2004, 12:45 AM sammi rules you That's funny. It's probably right too. Jul 31 2004, 01:38 AM XxBeExOHxX i would do somethign no man can do. supporting mys... Jul 31 2004, 01:38 AM sandra haha this is quite interesting... hmmm i would cho... Jul 31 2004, 02:00 AM waccoon I'd go hump a pillow. Jul 31 2004, 04:42 AM x_angawhomps I'd go masterbate. hahahha. Jul 31 2004, 04:47 AM insertusername Blowjob... haha
Otherwise kick myself in the balls... Jul 31 2004, 04:54 AM lolita kitty QUOTE(x_angawhomps @ Jul 31 2004, 4:47 AM)I... Jul 31 2004, 04:55 AM waccoon QUOTE(insertusername @ Jul 31 2004, 5:54 AM)B... Jul 31 2004, 04:59 AM insertusername I have no idea.
But you can try... Jul 31 2004, 05:04 AM swtpumkinpie hahaha. it would be fun to have a penis for a day.... Jul 31 2004, 07:46 AM natural_me let's see, maybe all is a gud choice since onl... Jul 31 2004, 10:51 AM waccoon =P I'd kick you guys there. Jul 31 2004, 11:09 AM miszxjojo i would def. go pee standing up while talking to o... May 24 2007, 03:05 PM insurmountable I've seen this before. I think having a penis ... May 24 2007, 03:20 PM StanleyThePanda LOL, ooold topic.
This question reminds me of th... May 24 2007, 03:20 PM XxBrookxX I think having a penus is probably easier then hav... May 24 2007, 03:21 PM RAWRstephishere Damn.
Try have a period, that comes with cramp, m... May 24 2007, 10:14 PM lilxl0ser LOL at #3! i would do that first..hahaha sound... May 24 2007, 11:24 PM Rachelislove http://www.createblog.com/forums/index.php?showtop... May 24 2007, 11:57 PM &/degradanca. Hahahhaha, I'd be rather frightened and shocke... May 25 2007, 12:50 AM miszxjojo haha i would be like ' how did this get here ?... May 25 2007, 11:59 AM vertskatergirl ohh mannn id wanna try all of them hhahhaha May 25 2007, 12:40 PM deplorable i dont know...hmmm. i might be in disbelief for a ... May 25 2007, 01:55 PM GoldVi3tDragon first i would be like the freak?! i have a pen... May 30 2007, 10:09 PM loveylovely Lmao. That's gross, but funny. May 30 2007, 10:12 PM stephinika Haha, I talked to someone about that once...what a... May 31 2007, 05:42 PM fathomlessdame lol first of all, i like being a girl (even with a... May 31 2007, 05:56 PM rdogg549 i always wanted to see what it was like to do numb... May 31 2007, 05:58 PM LUVMELUVUNOT17 pee standing up Jun 6 2007, 05:09 PM gordita rofl May 7 2008, 06:45 PM Reconditee Haha. I've always wondered about this a lot. I... May 7 2008, 06:50 PM |
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