Here's a question for ya' Options

[bat19]

I want you to go to your bathroom mirror and just stare into your own eyes. Clear your mind and stare into your own eyes. Don't focus on your reflection, don't focus on anything, keep your mind blank. Realize this will be the closest thing to peace you will ever know. Life is chaotic, people die by accident, on purpose, or just die everyday. The world is full of Apathetic fucks who are too selfish to realize what they do to real people. Now here is what you do next. Still looking in the mirror? Good. Okay, here's what to do.
*Edit: I've never gone back and edited the first post before. The only reason I do it now is to properly explain the point or what the point of this post became, which is a listing of blatant stereotypes and goofs on people you know or don't like or are friends with. I know almost all the people I've listed so far which makes it much easier to mock them. haha. But don't use names I guess or it'd be considered bashing to some extent.:Finish*

• Emo: Cut your wrists, you have no life so end it stupid. Seriously, you complain that no one cares about you, try caring about others. Stop being selfish.
• Gangster: Please, please, please run into the middle of traffic or rush headfirst into a gunfight, or snort lots of cocaine, just do something so I won;t see your punk ass on the street.
• Hoes: Just take care of your kids bitches. Otherwise they grow into the men who f**ked you and left.
• Christians: Try to love a little more.
• Manic Depressive Schizo's: STOP TELLING ME YOUR f**king PROBLEMS, I DON'T CARE AT ALL! Seek help you fucko's.
• Elitists: Hmm, smirk all you want you self-loving dipshit, I couldnt give a rat's ass who painted a cambells can or wrote a song that was on the radio in 1973.
• Crazy Soccer Mom's Living Vicariously Through Their Children: Great job raising your kids. Don;t be suprised when they drop your ass in a nursing home.

Now, if anyone has any more they would like to add, please feel free.

[bat19]

That was fine. I don't really think mine are too clever either. It's tough because you have to first identify who these people are and then what makes them that way. Strange outline to follow.

• Art Majors: What possible job are you gonna find with this type of education? There isn't much demand for artists when there are hundreds of thousands of kids fresh out of high school who got an A in art class and think they have what it takes to make a living. This goes for Photography majors too.
• The Original Power Rangers: Holy shit, how much cocaine were you guys doing? They were wayyy too positive about EVERYTHING. And why the hell if you're trying to keep your identity a secret would you wear only one color of clothing and hang out with the same 4 or 5 people all the time. Stupid, stupid people.
• Indie Film Enthusiasts: I sympathize because there is an art house theatre right down the street from me that I go to often, but it's usually not for the movie. Instead I just get high and go to whatever boring movie is on next. There is nothing exceptional about these movies that look like they were made 60 years ago, go see a Hollywood movie, doesn't even have to be a good one.
• Pirates of the Carribean Psychos: It's a f**kin MOVIE. Not to be taken literally. If I see one more pre-teen middle-school kid run around with a pirate shirt and eyepatch,I'm gonna lose it. The movies were okay, nothing to go crazy over.
• Acid-Head Hippies: You are the reason I never want to leave this country. Any time you want to hang out and swap stories of enlightenment over some weed and a campfire, I'm totally game. Keep on keepin on.
• People Who Think Matthew McConaughey is a Good Actor: How f**kin dumb are you people, honestly. One movie, that's it. Out of all the movies this stoned out loser has made, one movie was good. That was Dazed and Confused, made over ten years ago. Just give it up dude.
• Eurotrash Imitators: These are a rare, special breed of scum. The only thing worse than a european is a european imitator forever stuck in 1986 with Flock of Seagulls playing "And I Run" in the background. But it doesn't stop there. Wrist-socks and striped plastic clothes complete the ensemble with enough hairspray and color dye to drown a city of retards.
• Harry Potter Enthusiasts: Jumping on your dusty broom and running around like a 4 year old girl with autism is just stupid. Intentionally drawing big scars on your forehead with black sharpy for the purpose of playing some queer game called "Quidditch" is just stupid. I know some British bitch went through a lot of hard work to create a world of constantly recycled cliches on the fantasy genre, but do you have to wear a f**king witches hat while you read it? Do you have to put on a cape and carry around a f**king twig you call a wand just to see some piece of shit movie full of annoying British people? f**k Harry Potter, f**k him in his third hole(for those of you who didn't get it, he most likely has a vagina).
• Video Game Fanatics: The only people who get laid less than the Anime freaks(unless they're one and the same in which case, HAHAHAHA), these people devote their entire lives completing video games that hundreds if not thousands of people are better at than them. They're a tight knit group who converse in a language foreign to those outside the inner circle(leetspeak), they spend their free time in front of mirrors adjusting their glasses and popping the occasional pimples just so they can see the white puss shoot onto the glass. Avoid these people at all costs.
• Bible-Thumpers: These freaks spend their free time annoying the shit out of every person within earshot. Rather than actually hitting people with the bibles, they instead spew out endless verses and stories which always seem to have some vague reference to current situations(at least to them). Instead of trying to convert me, I'd appreciate you go bother the black kid in gang colors about to rob an old man at the ATM.

Whew!! Come on, let's participate a little more here.