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 May 8 2007, 07:16 PM
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 hardxcore.  Group: Member Posts: 1,223 Joined: Nov 2006 Member No: 479,494  |
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday. |
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May 20 2007, 03:56 PM
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 Krista. Group: Official Member Posts: 4,380 Joined: Apr 2006 Member No: 391,319 |
 that's a good one |
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hazardous 0 to 200 in 6 seconds May 8 2007, 07:16 PM
AngelicEyz00 HAHAHA
That was a good one. May 9 2007, 12:17 AM StanleyThePanda hahaha omg, I didnt even know what to expect. That... May 9 2007, 12:20 AM &/degradanca. AHAHHAHAH I like it! May 9 2007, 05:49 AM unknown. rofl.
NICE May 18 2007, 11:55 PM Jinny LOL. May 19 2007, 06:29 PM Jeng LOL May 20 2007, 04:13 PM MyMichelle RE: 0 to 200 in 6 seconds May 21 2007, 05:39 PM loveylovely LMAO May 21 2007, 05:41 PM Stefanny DAAAAAAAAAAAANGGGGG!!! PWNT. May 21 2007, 06:55 PM karmakiller Dang, this is pretty old. May 21 2007, 06:57 PM
madelineinacab ahahha took me a while to get it but thats funny. Jun 3 2007, 11:44 PM |
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