Here's a question for ya' Options

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I want you to go to your bathroom mirror and just stare into your own eyes. Clear your mind and stare into your own eyes. Don't focus on your reflection, don't focus on anything, keep your mind blank. Realize this will be the closest thing to peace you will ever know. Life is chaotic, people die by accident, on purpose, or just die everyday. The world is full of Apathetic fucks who are too selfish to realize what they do to real people. Now here is what you do next. Still looking in the mirror? Good. Okay, here's what to do.
*Edit: I've never gone back and edited the first post before. The only reason I do it now is to properly explain the point or what the point of this post became, which is a listing of blatant stereotypes and goofs on people you know or don't like or are friends with. I know almost all the people I've listed so far which makes it much easier to mock them. haha. But don't use names I guess or it'd be considered bashing to some extent.:Finish*

• Emo: Cut your wrists, you have no life so end it stupid. Seriously, you complain that no one cares about you, try caring about others. Stop being selfish.
• Gangster: Please, please, please run into the middle of traffic or rush headfirst into a gunfight, or snort lots of cocaine, just do something so I won;t see your punk ass on the street.
• Hoes: Just take care of your kids bitches. Otherwise they grow into the men who f**ked you and left.
• Christians: Try to love a little more.
• Manic Depressive Schizo's: STOP TELLING ME YOUR f**king PROBLEMS, I DON'T CARE AT ALL! Seek help you fucko's.
• Elitists: Hmm, smirk all you want you self-loving dipshit, I couldnt give a rat's ass who painted a cambells can or wrote a song that was on the radio in 1973.
• Crazy Soccer Mom's Living Vicariously Through Their Children: Great job raising your kids. Don;t be suprised when they drop your ass in a nursing home.

Now, if anyone has any more they would like to add, please feel free.

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haha. I took a break for a day and come back to friends bashing me. lol. Libertie? Eh tu, Holly?

Then again it could be possible I misinterpreted the posts and you were actually supporting my claims(I think I understood yours Holly. haha). If it would please the readers I'll list what groups I belong to.

Haters - Stop hating so much, if your so much better then dont talk to us lames.

I unfortunately fall under this category. I don't like the fact that I don't like most things, I just simply cannot find enjoyment or interest out of most things. One of the biggest examples that I usually debate with friends is how incredibly bad the Spiderman movies are. All of them, horrible wastes of money that people eat up. Morons.

• Tool Heads: The new "Dead Heads," these people are vast in amount yet hidden out of sight for some reason. I'm talking about people who like the band Tool. I guarantee you could ask a group of people you probably see every day and at least one of them is an avid Tool Fan. I've built friendships on this basis alone, it's friggin weird.
• Lazy Assholes: These people wake up at 11 in the morning, do nothing most of the day, travel to work on a bus because they're too lazy to get a car, then ask to leave work early so they can go home and sleep.
• Headphone Enthusiasts: People who must wear headphones at all times thereby removing themselves from any social juncture they would have to cross and eliminating the need to pay attention to what is happening around them.
• Exaggerators: People who exaggerate everything they say to the point where they begin to believe the exaggeration.

Hmm...well, that sucks. On with the point of discussion.

• White Trash: I understand that yes, you're poor, but don't f**kin enjoy it you assholes. How about trying to better yourself instead of stewing in your wife-beater and acid-washed jeans that you havent cleaned in a month while you shotgun the last beer out of a 24 pack, you greasy scumbags.
• Black Trash: You're just as bad motherf**kers. Instead of teaching your kids the proper way to mug a senior citizen, show them how to read a book. Of course you'd need to own one first. Bastards.
• British People: To be honest, it's not your fault you sound soooo goddamn annoying. I understand you created the language, we perfected it(haha, very debatable). You created Acting, we perfected it. Its "soccer" you pricks. And stop hating America, we helped you assholes in WW2.

Well, that's all I can think of for right now.