Here's a question for ya' Options

[bat19]

I want you to go to your bathroom mirror and just stare into your own eyes. Clear your mind and stare into your own eyes. Don't focus on your reflection, don't focus on anything, keep your mind blank. Realize this will be the closest thing to peace you will ever know. Life is chaotic, people die by accident, on purpose, or just die everyday. The world is full of Apathetic fucks who are too selfish to realize what they do to real people. Now here is what you do next. Still looking in the mirror? Good. Okay, here's what to do.
*Edit: I've never gone back and edited the first post before. The only reason I do it now is to properly explain the point or what the point of this post became, which is a listing of blatant stereotypes and goofs on people you know or don't like or are friends with. I know almost all the people I've listed so far which makes it much easier to mock them. haha. But don't use names I guess or it'd be considered bashing to some extent.:Finish*

• Emo: Cut your wrists, you have no life so end it stupid. Seriously, you complain that no one cares about you, try caring about others. Stop being selfish.
• Gangster: Please, please, please run into the middle of traffic or rush headfirst into a gunfight, or snort lots of cocaine, just do something so I won;t see your punk ass on the street.
• Hoes: Just take care of your kids bitches. Otherwise they grow into the men who f**ked you and left.
• Christians: Try to love a little more.
• Manic Depressive Schizo's: STOP TELLING ME YOUR f**king PROBLEMS, I DON'T CARE AT ALL! Seek help you fucko's.
• Elitists: Hmm, smirk all you want you self-loving dipshit, I couldnt give a rat's ass who painted a cambells can or wrote a song that was on the radio in 1973.
• Crazy Soccer Mom's Living Vicariously Through Their Children: Great job raising your kids. Don;t be suprised when they drop your ass in a nursing home.

Now, if anyone has any more they would like to add, please feel free.

[deplorable]

lol... true. it wouldnt be the first time i was mistaken for a guy. you got me there. (stupid gr.3 haircut)
yeah. canadians are great, EH?
hey jeremy, jeremy...if I throw a stick, will you leave?
dont be foolish jeremy.
make the right choice jeremy.
its a matter of life and death jeremy
we know where you live.