Here's a question for ya' Options

[bat19]

I want you to go to your bathroom mirror and just stare into your own eyes. Clear your mind and stare into your own eyes. Don't focus on your reflection, don't focus on anything, keep your mind blank. Realize this will be the closest thing to peace you will ever know. Life is chaotic, people die by accident, on purpose, or just die everyday. The world is full of Apathetic fucks who are too selfish to realize what they do to real people. Now here is what you do next. Still looking in the mirror? Good. Okay, here's what to do.
*Edit: I've never gone back and edited the first post before. The only reason I do it now is to properly explain the point or what the point of this post became, which is a listing of blatant stereotypes and goofs on people you know or don't like or are friends with. I know almost all the people I've listed so far which makes it much easier to mock them. haha. But don't use names I guess or it'd be considered bashing to some extent.:Finish*

• Emo: Cut your wrists, you have no life so end it stupid. Seriously, you complain that no one cares about you, try caring about others. Stop being selfish.
• Gangster: Please, please, please run into the middle of traffic or rush headfirst into a gunfight, or snort lots of cocaine, just do something so I won;t see your punk ass on the street.
• Hoes: Just take care of your kids bitches. Otherwise they grow into the men who f**ked you and left.
• Christians: Try to love a little more.
• Manic Depressive Schizo's: STOP TELLING ME YOUR f**king PROBLEMS, I DON'T CARE AT ALL! Seek help you fucko's.
• Elitists: Hmm, smirk all you want you self-loving dipshit, I couldnt give a rat's ass who painted a cambells can or wrote a song that was on the radio in 1973.
• Crazy Soccer Mom's Living Vicariously Through Their Children: Great job raising your kids. Don;t be suprised when they drop your ass in a nursing home.

Now, if anyone has any more they would like to add, please feel free.

[deplorable]

Help OH MIGHTY KING OF HORSE SHIT...
i fit into 4 of the catagories...
Emo
Christian
Manic Depressive Schizo
and last but not least
Elitist

what to do? what do do?

i guess ill just cut my wrists, offer the blood as a sacrifice to god...
go on a homicidal rampage because of gods and satans voices arguing in my head... and then conquer the voices and the feeling of passing out ill probably have since, you know, ive been running around without a hand and loosing a lot of blood for the past half hour, to ask one useless piece of trivia " who the hell cares? why the hell do you care?"

and when you cant answer the question ( since it is wayyy to difficult for your low mental capacity to compute) ill answer, in my bragging tone of voice of course, "because you are a sterotypical idiot who is just jealous because you cant and wont ever fit into one of the AWESOME catagories you listed above. "

get a life.

:Q

[bat19]

Help OH MIGHTY KING OF HORSE SHIT...
i fit into 4 of the catagories...
Emo
Christian
Manic Depressive Schizo
and last but not least
Elitist

what to do? what do do?

i guess ill just cut my wrists, offer the blood as a sacrifice to god...
go on a homicidal rampage because of gods and satans voices arguing in my head... and then conquer the voices and the feeling of passing out ill probably have since, you know, ive been running around without a hand and loosing a lot of blood for the past half hour, to ask one useless piece of trivia " who the hell cares? why the hell do you care?"

and when you cant answer the question ( since it is wayyy to difficult for your low mental capacity to compute) ill answer, in my bragging tone of voice of course, "because you are a sterotypical idiot who is just jealous because you cant and wont ever fit into one of the AWESOME catagories you listed above. "

get a life.

:Q

haha. Dont cry too much. If ever I was to be jealous of an Emo, they'd have to have a lot of money or f**king some incredibly hot russian chick who doesnt know the difference between sane people and morons. To be honest, I don't care. I couldn't give a rats dick. Then again, I doubt anyone cares what my mood is or who I want to anonymously shout out to or why black people are called black, no one gives a shit. This right here is the purpose of creating these stupid topics, so that you can argue with the pissass who thinks you give a rats dick(Rats dick is something Im trying out. Be on the lookout for Douchetits and fucktard). Id also like to state that Emo people are useless and will never contribute anything of any real worth. Go be individuals in your 7 person cry group and watch eachothers mascara drip. Go to your suburb homes where your parents try to conversate on some basic human level while you pretend they dont pay attention to you. I would rather be forced to watch Golden Girls repeats for 20 hours than spend 5 minutes with an Emo, you f**kin lepers. Take a bright shiny day and find its flaws. Whatever, just go f**k yourself or kill yourself or cry or do something that takes you away from public eyes because you represent every worthless butt munch on the face of the planet who no one gives a shit about. Honestly, learn something from this. Seriously.

MESSAGE TO ALL EMO CHILDREN:

Stop thinking that no one cares about you in the world. It's true, I'm gonna tell you that right now. No one cares about you save for your friends and your family, that's it. The public does not give a shit about you, or anyone else for that matter. All those disapproving eyes who casualy glide past you don;t give you a second thought as soon as you are out of eyeshot. People dont actually care what the hell you do, as long as youre not famous. And all these emo faux rock stars don't give two shits about you either. They write the way they do beause it sells albums. Didnt anyone else notice that Green Day dyed their hair all black and started wearing all black after Emo people hit the scene. Before that they wore college clothes, which means striped polos and tan shorts. I guess the point Im making is NO ONE CARES, GET OVER IT. Thank you.