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post May 15 2007, 12:08 AM
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I want you to go to your bathroom mirror and just stare into your own eyes. Clear your mind and stare into your own eyes. Don't focus on your reflection, don't focus on anything, keep your mind blank. Realize this will be the closest thing to peace you will ever know. Life is chaotic, people die by accident, on purpose, or just die everyday. The world is full of Apathetic fucks who are too selfish to realize what they do to real people. Now here is what you do next. Still looking in the mirror? Good. Okay, here's what to do.
*Edit: I've never gone back and edited the first post before. The only reason I do it now is to properly explain the point or what the point of this post became, which is a listing of blatant stereotypes and goofs on people you know or don't like or are friends with. I know almost all the people I've listed so far which makes it much easier to mock them. haha. But don't use names I guess or it'd be considered bashing to some extent.:Finish*
  • Emo: Cut your wrists, you have no life so end it stupid. Seriously, you complain that no one cares about you, try caring about others. Stop being selfish.
  • Gangster: Please, please, please run into the middle of traffic or rush headfirst into a gunfight, or snort lots of cocaine, just do something so I won;t see your punk ass on the street.
  • Hoes: Just take care of your kids bitches. Otherwise they grow into the men who f**ked you and left.
  • Christians: Try to love a little more.
  • Manic Depressive Schizo's: STOP TELLING ME YOUR f**king PROBLEMS, I DON'T CARE AT ALL! Seek help you fucko's.
  • Elitists: Hmm, smirk all you want you self-loving dipshit, I couldnt give a rat's ass who painted a cambells can or wrote a song that was on the radio in 1973.
  • Crazy Soccer Mom's Living Vicariously Through Their Children: Great job raising your kids. Don;t be suprised when they drop your ass in a nursing home.
Now, if anyone has any more they would like to add, please feel free.
 
 
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post May 15 2007, 06:10 PM
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MIDDLE AGED MEN PRETENDING TO BE 18 YEAR OLD GIRLS ON THE INTERNET TRYING TO CYBER: GO SCREW YOUR MOTHERS.
 
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post May 15 2007, 06:58 PM
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QUOTE(tic tac. @ May 15 2007, 11:10 PM) *
MIDDLE AGED MEN PRETENDING TO BE 18 YEAR OLD GIRLS ON THE INTERNET TRYING TO CYBER: GO SCREW YOUR MOTHERS.

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The Abominable C-Pillar   Here's a question for ya'   May 15 2007, 12:08 AM
StanleyThePanda   Christians: Try to love a little more. I definite...   May 15 2007, 12:12 AM
The Abominable C-Pillar   QUOTE(StanleyThePanda @ May 15 2007, 12:1...   May 15 2007, 12:33 AM
KyleSchmidsGirl   Let's see um Posers: Get a life and stop bein...   May 15 2007, 12:21 AM
StanleyThePanda   Dude, no. I know what you're talking about. I...   May 15 2007, 12:37 AM
Mystic Eyes   Thankfully I don't come under any of those.......   May 15 2007, 01:19 AM
Puppy Chan   Hmmm Ok I'm none of those. I guess the CLOS...   May 15 2007, 03:11 AM
Mystic Eyes   QUOTE(Puppy Chan @ May 15 2007, 9:11 AM) ...   May 15 2007, 11:03 AM
Puppy Chan   QUOTE(Mystic Eyes @ May 15 2007, 4:03 PM)...   May 17 2007, 04:59 AM
Mystic Eyes   QUOTE(Puppy Chan @ May 17 2007, 10:59 AM)...   May 18 2007, 01:26 PM
Puppy Chan   QUOTE(Mystic Eyes @ May 18 2007, 6:26 PM)...   May 21 2007, 04:24 AM
Duchess_of_Dork   Gamer moms in their 30's playing video games w...   May 15 2007, 11:13 AM
XxBrookxX   Haha if i HAD to choose one i would probably be it...   May 15 2007, 01:06 PM
deplorable   Help OH MIGHTY KING OF HORSE SHIT... i fit into 4 ...   May 15 2007, 02:11 PM
The Abominable C-Pillar   QUOTE(deplorable @ May 15 2007, 2:11 PM) ...   May 15 2007, 07:41 PM
deplorable   ...   May 15 2007, 06:05 PM
tic tac.   MIDDLE AGED MEN PRETENDING TO BE 18 YEAR OLD GIRLS...   May 15 2007, 06:10 PM
Mercy   QUOTE(tic tac. @ May 15 2007, 11:10 PM) M...   May 15 2007, 06:58 PM
deplorable   i love the golden girls:D have all the seasons...   May 15 2007, 07:59 PM
The Abominable C-Pillar   QUOTE(deplorable @ May 15 2007, 7:59 PM) ...   May 15 2007, 08:06 PM
deplorable   hey, im an Elitist... im not supposed to make sens...   May 15 2007, 08:16 PM
The Abominable C-Pillar   Yeah, I think youre screwing up the definition the...   May 15 2007, 08:27 PM
Hakuna Matata   I honestly believe that everyone who falls into th...   May 15 2007, 08:32 PM
Intercourse.   QUOTE(Hakuna Matata @ May 15 2007, 9:32 P...   May 18 2007, 01:48 AM
deplorable   the male mind is so amusing. especially since you ...   May 15 2007, 08:39 PM
The Abominable C-Pillar   QUOTE(deplorable @ May 15 2007, 8:39 PM) ...   May 15 2007, 08:47 PM
deplorable   lol... true. it wouldnt be the first time i was mi...   May 15 2007, 08:54 PM
The Abominable C-Pillar   again, umm...what? Is that an example of your Emo...   May 15 2007, 09:14 PM
deplorable   its not poetry. its a proclamation of my love for ...   May 15 2007, 09:33 PM
The Abominable C-Pillar   QUOTE(deplorable @ May 15 2007, 9:33 PM) ...   May 16 2007, 03:45 PM
Jeng   I'm none of the above to far, I actually don...   May 16 2007, 04:21 PM
deplorable   oh shit, im a vegetarian and not vegan... i m get...   May 16 2007, 05:04 PM
steve330   Nonchalants - Go be not in someone else's way ...   May 16 2007, 05:29 PM
xiloveyou4lyfx   Haters - Stop hating so much, if your so much bett...   May 17 2007, 02:53 PM
deplorable   thanks libertie. youre cool too. and intercourse? ...   May 18 2007, 01:53 PM
Libertie   QUOTE(tic tac. @ May 15 2007, 6:10 PM) MI...   May 17 2007, 11:59 PM
The Abominable C-Pillar   haha. I took a break for a day and come back to fr...   May 18 2007, 10:22 AM
Intercourse.   haha I would in no way 'hate' on you Jerem...   May 18 2007, 03:27 PM
Kurd Jam   Liechtenstein citiziens: I don't know where an...   May 20 2007, 05:06 PM
The Abominable C-Pillar   Fat Guys on Disability: It's not my fault that...   May 22 2007, 10:12 AM
Duchess_of_Dork   Cigarette Whores: No, you can't have, bum, bo...   May 22 2007, 10:28 AM
The Abominable C-Pillar   That was fine. I don't really think mine are t...   May 22 2007, 10:56 AM
JakeKKing   I know alot of these people. Josh - Video game fan...   May 27 2007, 01:38 PM
turntabletux   QUOTE(The Abominable C-Pillar @ May 15 2...   May 27 2007, 01:50 PM
The Abominable C-Pillar   Yes Jake, Im all about the gay sex. And JT is a ra...   May 27 2007, 02:11 PM
LOWinSKANK   ha   May 27 2007, 02:35 PM
The Abominable C-Pillar   QUOTE(LOWinSKANK @ May 27 2007, 02:35 PM)...   May 27 2007, 05:36 PM
IVIike   this made me laugh so much i didn't fit into a...   May 27 2007, 08:36 PM
melodicminor   i'm not in any of them. does music major count...   May 27 2007, 08:48 PM
The Abominable C-Pillar   You might not be in any of them yet, so put them d...   May 27 2007, 08:51 PM


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