Here's a question for ya' Options

[bat19]

I want you to go to your bathroom mirror and just stare into your own eyes. Clear your mind and stare into your own eyes. Don't focus on your reflection, don't focus on anything, keep your mind blank. Realize this will be the closest thing to peace you will ever know. Life is chaotic, people die by accident, on purpose, or just die everyday. The world is full of Apathetic fucks who are too selfish to realize what they do to real people. Now here is what you do next. Still looking in the mirror? Good. Okay, here's what to do.
*Edit: I've never gone back and edited the first post before. The only reason I do it now is to properly explain the point or what the point of this post became, which is a listing of blatant stereotypes and goofs on people you know or don't like or are friends with. I know almost all the people I've listed so far which makes it much easier to mock them. haha. But don't use names I guess or it'd be considered bashing to some extent.:Finish*

• Emo: Cut your wrists, you have no life so end it stupid. Seriously, you complain that no one cares about you, try caring about others. Stop being selfish.
• Gangster: Please, please, please run into the middle of traffic or rush headfirst into a gunfight, or snort lots of cocaine, just do something so I won;t see your punk ass on the street.
• Hoes: Just take care of your kids bitches. Otherwise they grow into the men who f**ked you and left.
• Christians: Try to love a little more.
• Manic Depressive Schizo's: STOP TELLING ME YOUR f**king PROBLEMS, I DON'T CARE AT ALL! Seek help you fucko's.
• Elitists: Hmm, smirk all you want you self-loving dipshit, I couldnt give a rat's ass who painted a cambells can or wrote a song that was on the radio in 1973.
• Crazy Soccer Mom's Living Vicariously Through Their Children: Great job raising your kids. Don;t be suprised when they drop your ass in a nursing home.

Now, if anyone has any more they would like to add, please feel free.

[deplorable]

Help OH MIGHTY KING OF HORSE SHIT...
i fit into 4 of the catagories...
Emo
Christian
Manic Depressive Schizo
and last but not least
Elitist

what to do? what do do?

i guess ill just cut my wrists, offer the blood as a sacrifice to god...
go on a homicidal rampage because of gods and satans voices arguing in my head... and then conquer the voices and the feeling of passing out ill probably have since, you know, ive been running around without a hand and loosing a lot of blood for the past half hour, to ask one useless piece of trivia " who the hell cares? why the hell do you care?"

and when you cant answer the question ( since it is wayyy to difficult for your low mental capacity to compute) ill answer, in my bragging tone of voice of course, "because you are a sterotypical idiot who is just jealous because you cant and wont ever fit into one of the AWESOME catagories you listed above. "

get a life.

:Q