most disturbing PICK UP LINES, thats been used by you OR on you |
 May 12 2007, 03:24 PM
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 we go a-drowning  Group: Member Posts: 964 Joined: Apr 2007 Member No: 519,725  |
this guy that i was aquaintances with stated:
"I'm not good at these pick-up lines, so could I just play with your boobs?" yeah. disturbing. i think my response was more along th lines of having a blank look on my face, mouth slightly opened... and some sort of stuttering. then i ran away smooth claire, really smooth.so do you have one that can top that? |
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May 14 2007, 02:22 PM
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HIM: Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
ME: Uhmm no...why? HIM:...because I can see myself in your pants -- yeah... a swing and a miss! |
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