most disturbing PICK UP LINES, thats been used by you OR on you |
 May 12 2007, 03:24 PM
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this guy that i was aquaintances with stated:
"I'm not good at these pick-up lines, so could I just play with your boobs?" yeah. disturbing. i think my response was more along th lines of having a blank look on my face, mouth slightly opened... and some sort of stuttering. then i ran away smooth claire, really smooth.so do you have one that can top that? |
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May 13 2007, 05:23 PM
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QUOTE(brownsugar @ May 13 2007, 10:18 PM)  In a beauty store. Looking at different lotions and stuff. Boy comes up behind me picking up a bottle of Cocoa Butter. "I'll buy this if you let me rub it all over you".  It was a turn-off that he was in the store to begin with. And who tries to spit game with some lotion, forreal?  AND THE DUDE WAS ASHY, SO HE NEEDED TO BE RUBBING THAT JUNK ALL OVER HIMSELF. My soda came out of my nose reading that.QUOTE Basically, anything that comes out of Kevin's keyboard. DEEENG |
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