Things we don't want to hear, ... in a relationship, after sex, etc. |
 Apr 26 2007, 09:58 PM
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te quiero  Group: Banned Posts: 472 Joined: Sep 2006 Member No: 467,840  |
Hm... I was reading an old issue of Cosmopolitan and it had a list of stupid things guys sometimes say after sex, and it got me thinking...
What are some of the things you NEVER want to hear in a relationship, or before/during/after sex, etc? Off the top of my head: In a relationship: "We need to talk..." "I think I'm pregnant..." "I'm so sorry, but last night when you thought I was at [insert place], I was really out with [insert name] doing [insert late-night activity]." "Wait, you thought we were exclusive?..." After sex: "What's your name again?" "Oh shit, the condom broke..." and what I read from cosmo: "Thank god we're finally having sex because your blow-jobs really sucked." Add on? |
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Apr 27 2007, 08:42 AM
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 What a sick, masochistic lion. Group: Member Posts: 1,853 Joined: Sep 2006 Member No: 460,535 |
- "Can I kiss you?" Some girls think it's sweet, but bleghh, I think it's kind of corny and it ruins the mood. - "I'm so sorry... I cheated on you." - "I have ____ ... and I think I've given it to you, too." (STD) - "We have to talk" is definitely the worst one of all, though. No good news can follow a "We gotta talk". :( |
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Apr 27 2007, 08:50 PM
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QUOTE(&/degradanca. @ Apr 27 2007, 9:42 AM)  - "Can I kiss you?" Some girls think it's sweet, but bleghh, I think it's kind of corny and it ruins the mood. - "I'm so sorry... I cheated on you." - "I have ____ ... and I think I've given it to you, too." (STD) - "We have to talk" is definitely the worst one of all, though. No good news can follow a "We gotta talk". :( - "I'm so sorry... I cheated on you."  I've gotten that one. felt pretty damn used.
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funk.this Things we don't want to hear Apr 26 2007, 09:58 PM
Endless_Symphony "Thank god we're finally having sex becau... Apr 26 2007, 10:28 PM Cujiine Didn't Jim Carrey say that to a law partner in... Apr 27 2007, 08:37 AM
deplorable lol... ooo. i just thought one up!
after sex t... Apr 27 2007, 03:41 PM Jinny "You were o-kay.." in a disappointed-ish... Apr 27 2007, 05:23 PM Monochrome. after sex if a guy strts talking about some girl i... Apr 27 2007, 07:34 PM
cupcakex How about during sex?
"Is it in yet?"
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