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Things we don't want to hear, ... in a relationship, after sex, etc.
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post Apr 26 2007, 09:58 PM
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Hm... I was reading an old issue of Cosmopolitan and it had a list of stupid things guys sometimes say after sex, and it got me thinking...

What are some of the things you NEVER want to hear in a relationship, or before/during/after sex, etc?

Off the top of my head:

In a relationship:
"We need to talk..."
"I think I'm pregnant..."
"I'm so sorry, but last night when you thought I was at [insert place], I was really out with [insert name] doing [insert late-night activity]."
"Wait, you thought we were exclusive?..."

After sex:
"What's your name again?"
"Oh shit, the condom broke..."

and what I read from cosmo:

"Thank god we're finally having sex because your blow-jobs really sucked."

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post Apr 26 2007, 10:28 PM
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"Thank god we're finally having sex because your blow-jobs really sucked."

LMAO. holy shiiet! i mean, if i was the girl, i would be offended. but hearing it... it's mad funny.

um.

i can't think of any besides from "i want to break up" (in a relationship) and "i've had better" (after sex).
 

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