HAPPY EARTH DAY. |
HAPPY EARTH DAY. |
*yrrnotelekktric* |
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On behalf of earth day, have you done anything to improve earth today?
Sadly, the only thing i did was turn of my brother's light when he wasn`t in the room to conserve energy. ![]() you? |
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*kryogenix* |
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I hate Earth day.
You know what I'm gonna do? Just to spite all of you. I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadilac El Dorado Convertible; hot pink with whale skin hub caps. An all leather cow interior. And big brown baby seal eyes for headlights (lol Canada). And I'm gonna drive around in that baby at 115 miles per hour, getting one mile per gallon while sucking down quarter pounder cheeseburgers from McDonalds in the old-fashioned non-biodegradable Styrofoam containers. And when I'm done sucking down those grease-ball burgers, I'm gonna toss the Styrofoam containers right out the side and there ain't a Goddamn thing anybody can do about it. You know why? 'Cause we got the bombs, that's why! Two words: Nuclear f**kin' Weapons, okay!? |
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