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[GothpunkGClover]

A little boy hears his mom moaning and groaning one night. He wonders whats going on in his parents bed-room. The following morning he asks his dad "What was happening last night, I heard Mom getting hurt". "Oh no son, we where baking a cake and you're mother had an accident with a knife".
That same evening he hears his mom againg, moaning and groaning. The next morning he asks his dad "Dad where you and mom baking a cake in the couch last night?" "uhh no son.." responded the dad with concern. "yeah you where I just licked the frosting off the couch."


hahaha

[Yemmerz]

oh haha.

i heard it this way

One day a girl asked to take a shower with her mother. Her mother said fine. The daughter asked, "What are those?" And her mother replied "Those are my headlights." And the daugher asked, "And whats' that? Her mom responded, "That's my garage." The following day she asked to take a shower with her father. She asked, "What's that?" He replied "My limo" The next night her parents were in the shower. She asked to take a shower with them, they both said no. The next morninng as the girl was walking to school with her friends her mother heard her say "Last night, I saw my dad park his limo in my mom's garage and my mom's headlights were on."

but the one you had was better