Unintellegencer, The weirdest things ever said |
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Newbie ![]() Group: Member Posts: 2 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 18,552 ![]() |
"Hey what time is it?" "its chicken o'clock" "oh good, meet me here at three beefs after a turkey"
"I'll never forget what's his name" ![]() "I named my fish poopie because he's brown, what is your fish named after, pee?" Yes every thing said was purposely said by people who were dead serious |
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![]() Dark Lord of McCandless ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 2,226 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,761 ![]() |
I know a person who's dad is a lawyer. At a tournament he came to judge and someone asked him what he was doing during a break and he said, "I'm looking through another lawyer's briefs." And his son started laughing.
Which, of course in legal terms, is not a dirty thing to say at all, but to the rest of us, it sounded like it was dirty. |
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