Whats the worst sexual experience you have ever had?, :] |
| *Uronacid* |
 Jan 19 2007, 02:44 PM
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Well go for it!
Mine is probably when I was eating my ex girlfriend out, and she spazzed out and kicked me in the face. It hurt really bad... she was relentless, and she kicked me as hard and she could... I don't know if I did something good or bad, but it was all bad for me... |
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Jan 21 2007, 05:20 PM
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 CheccMate Foo!  Group: Member Posts: 839 Joined: Dec 2006 Member No: 487,531 |
QUOTE(Chessboxxa 101 @ Jan 13 2007, 3:19 PM)  It was early morning and I just wanted a quickie but damm was I wrong!! So I was getting it on with this girl that slept over and it was ok at first, trying out new positions and what not. But after a while, I was thinking, "Shit I'm gonna be late for school." Then a lot of time passed and I started hearing "funny" noises so I freaked out plus it wasn't even on my own bed. I peeked at the clock and I couldn't believe it. It was going to be an hour and 20 min. into the first round and that killed me. I said, "Damn, why this taking so long?" and she said, "You're complaining?" I didn't want to be late for school so... I faked it! I hopped in the shower, got dressed and jogged to the bus station. Hmmm I think she knew what I did too.... *shrugs* ^I thought that thread was for everyone. *shrugs* Also, my first time ever was on my comfortable couch. Me and my ex (shes three years older) spent the whole day together and damn was she a freak. We was fooling around for a while but then I'm like aight, went to my stash of condoms under the table and she said she gotta get ready too. I'm like huh? but later I found she was on her . Yeah anyways my first time getting it on and first time I heard a vagina fart. I looked at her for what felt like an hour and I'm in my head thinking did she just lay a fart and expecting to smell some stank gas. She looked at me like keep going fool so I did. But then she just took a pillow and covered her face with it so I couldn't even hear her. I got mad but I'm like F it I want to finish. Damn lets just say this ended with another kind of stank gas lol |
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| *slammin shelby* |
Jan 21 2007, 06:31 PM
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QUOTE(Chessboxxa 101 @ Jan 21 2007, 5:20 PM) ^I thought that thread was for everyone. *shrugs* Also, my first time ever was on my comfortable couch. Me and my ex (shes three years older) spent the whole day together and damn was she a freak. We was fooling around for a while but then I'm like aight, went to my stash of condoms under the table and she said she gotta get ready too. I'm like huh? but later I found she was on her . Yeah anyways my first time getting it on and first time I heard a vagina fart. I looked at her for what felt like an hour and I'm in my head thinking did she just lay a fart and expecting to smell some stank gas. She looked at me like keep going fool so I did. But then she just took a pillow and covered her face with it so I couldn't even hear her. I got mad but I'm like F it I want to finish. Damn lets just say this ended with another kind of stank gas lol i have NO idea what you just said. |
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Jan 21 2007, 08:29 PM
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 You say you eat fucking hearts for breakfast. Group: Member Posts: 662 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 28,026 |
QUOTE(slammin shelby @ Jan 21 2007, 5:31 PM) i have NO idea what you just said. I was JUST thinking that too. |
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Apr 8 2007, 05:07 PM
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QUOTE(thanhmai @ Jan 21 2007, 9:29 PM) I was JUST thinking that too. yay!1 im not thoe only one confuzzled around here 
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