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Random Cheesy Humour, You know those tiems when...
austinoutloud
post Apr 1 2007, 08:24 PM
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awestinnn
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ok so....
my sister just said
"hey, dad, do you have the american psycho book?"

and then i said

"wait, someone wrote a book about you!?!?!?"





you know, when you come up with those spur of the moment things that you think everyone will laugh at
and then you make yourself look stupid?

post them here! laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif
 
 
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jackizzle
post Apr 3 2007, 07:08 PM
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i have to watch the one i love, forget shes loves me.
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Well it's not really a joke but this one girl Gina was eatting a salad and she's like "There's a fly in my salad." And then threw a tomatoe across the group. Then 5 minutes later she's like poking around her salad going "Damnit theres a fly in my salad."And then keeps eatting it. And I'm like "Then WHY are you eatting it??"

Maybe you had to be there...But still.. it was funny then laugh.gif

But I do make random funny jokes spur of the moment all the time... I just can't remeber any right now.

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One time I was in my study skills class trying to open a SAT booklet. And there was like a little black circle taped across to keep it shut and i COULD NOT get it open. And then I'm like "God this book must be retard proof." I will never live it down haha.
 

Posts in this topic
Tater   Random Cheesy Humour   Apr 1 2007, 08:24 PM
WHIMSICAL 0NE   Every "joke" I tell is corny   Apr 1 2007, 08:27 PM
Tater   yay for corny jokes!   Apr 1 2007, 08:40 PM
Obscure Enigma   i do that all the time.   Apr 3 2007, 09:56 AM
RED_RUM   Well it's not really a joke but this one girl ...   Apr 3 2007, 07:08 PM
yrrnotelekktric   QUOTE(RED_RUM @ Apr 3 2007, 5:08 PM) EDIT...   Apr 16 2007, 06:08 PM
Tater   bahaha :) did you say it like, during the actual t...   Apr 12 2007, 06:25 PM


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