The "in bed" game, with fortune cookies |
 Aug 9 2006, 01:19 PM
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 portami via  Group: Member Posts: 467 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 132,187  |
Did you ever play the "in bed" game with fortune cookies? (Some people use "in my pants".) Well, if not, it's basically a fun way to use your fortunes cookies that you get at the end of a meal. You simply read your fortune and add the words "in bed" to the end of it. 99% of the time, it gives it a dirty meaning.
So did anyone ever get a fortune cookie that really made the whole restaurant turn and look at you because you were laughing so hard? Post them here! And if you need a quick fortune, go here: http://www.new-year.co.uk/chinese/cookie.cfm Here are mine: "To be mature is to accept imperfections" ...in bed. "There is fame in your future" ...in bed. "'I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.'" ...in bed. "No problem is so large it can't be fit in somewhere" ...in bed. |
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Mar 28 2007, 05:49 PM
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portami via Group: Member Posts: 467 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 132,187 |
i just got the best one tonight at dinner.
"your winsome smile will be your sure protection" - IN BED! if only, right? LOL. |
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arg... Aug 10 2006, 08:54 PM pink_is_love Lost interest? It's so bad I've lost apath... Aug 10 2006, 10:07 PM SOOPER jue. Sorry. I forget what I was going to say ...in bed. Aug 11 2006, 04:17 PM pink_is_love Don`t get even -- get odd...in bed. Oct 1 2006, 02:51 PM The E-Man Money is the root of all wealth in bed. Oct 1 2006, 04:18 PM Synthetic.Love Be generous without being greedy in bed. Oct 1 2006, 04:27 PM Stefanny Wow, I've read in a fortune cookie once:
... Mar 29 2007, 06:52 PM skillxz QUOTE(Stefanny @ Mar 29 2007, 6:52 PM) Wo... Mar 29 2007, 08:23 PM |
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