i am in a gawky posistion..., IN PROGRESS OF LIKING BEST FRIEND'S GIRLFRIEND Options

[dudeness_mcdude]

oook, so i met this guy name andrew online. we like the same music, we both have to go to the bathroom at the same time, your typical everyday best friend or siamese twin, and about 3 months after we met, about a month ago, he got a girlfriend named brittney. they made out and crap..you know, bf gf mushy gushy kissy wissy lovey dovey...kinda, they dont say "i love you" that much that i know of..we usually talked on a threeway conversation on the phone, me payin for the bills, and i never hear em say i love you. then one day, about a week and a half ago i was talkin to brittney on myspace, she gave me her number because we were both bored out of our minds,...we talked from 12am to 6am, almost 6 hours (footnote) and i kinda felt we liked each other a lot..we started playing this "would you rather kiss or french:" game where you have to choose from a couple people who you would rather french, and she asked "would you rather give a lapdance to the easter bunny or santa claus" i said santa because he's been giving me presents ever sence age 0 1/12. she broke out laughing. ...then i came out with my question: "Would you french me or Alexa (friend of hers)" and she denies at all costs that shes a lesbian...so it took her 15 minutes to decide, i counted, and she picked me, i know she didnt really have a choice but then i think she liked me too because then she said "would you rather french me or Alexa", it took me 5 seconds to answer because i knew she would hang up on me there.I chose Brittney

soo, there you have it, what do you think i should do? by the way, im 12, she's 11.


happily i had free minutes on weekends, the next day, i woke up, my mom got the cell bill and instead of the normal price, bout 40$, it was 200$, so i had to pay for all that shit, so for some reason, i dont get free mins after 2.

[leaveheralone]

Dude, READ THE POST above you. Your comments are just personal statements, so stop being immature robbi...post something Factual. The girl posted for advice not for bashing and defiling.

Dang. I'm just saying, it's a little early for him to be thinking of such things to an 11 year old.

And your argument about lolita-esque marriages? Buddy, sorry to break it to you, but times change. THEY CHANGE. Those marriages happened ages ago, Romeo and Juliet time and so on. Sure it happens now in certain cultures that are not urban or modern like the society you and I live in.

I'm very certain that the topic starter does not come from that culture, or that he is raised with the morals that you have stated. In fact, he just seems like a kid with raging hormones, who is willing to risk his friendship for his best friend's girlfriend.

So don't assume anything about me, I don't even know why I bother explaining myself to you.

But if you want me to give advice, I will.

If you are to talk to that girl until insane hours of the night (or morning, in whatever case), use your house phone. You don't want another 200 dollar bill.

Bros before hoes. That means friendship comes first. Don't make a move on her... you don't want your friend turning against you.

Or whatever. Just wait til they break up. That relationship will most likely not last for more than a month anyway.

[gr00vyswordsman]

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So don't assume anything about me, I don't even know why I bother explaining myself to you.

But if you want me to give advice, I will.

Your right, i did make a small assumption of you. I didn't really mean to. me <~~~apologizing
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