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[jennyt13]

Making Humans

God wanted to make humans. So He grabbed some dough and molded them into human figures and tossed them in the oven. When it was done cooking, it came out white. God said "This isn't cooked very well. I have failed" So He makes another batch. When it was done cooking, it came out all burnt. "Oh my. Another failure." He puts in another batch. It came our all golden and yellow and God said, "It is good."

Addicted To Photoshop

You know you're addicted to Photoshop when..
You see the world with one eye and stock images with the other.
When asked what the primary colors are, answer "RGB".
You get the urge to 'fix' poor quality images.
You start teaching your significant other to use this "evil" program and in the space of one afternoon convince them it's at least only quasi-evil in the face of PSP.
You ramble about a breakthrough in the piece you're doing to people who have no idea in hell what you're talking about.
You ponder the meaning of existence without layers.
You never leave the house without a digicam and notepad.
You drop something and your brain tells you automatically "Ctrl-Z! Ctrl-Z!". When you realize it won't work, your brain tells you "Ctrl-Alt-Z! Ctrl-Alt-Z!"
You're getting dressed for something important and you look in the mirror and realize you would look so much better if you could just tweak the levels a little and apply a slight gaussian blur.
You stop on the street to rant about cheesey effects that should not be on professional posters.
You scream out fonts as they appear on TV.
You have dreams in "glowing edges".
You're standing by the ocean and wondering who used Ocean Ripple.
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to Photoshop.

[Bonobo]

[quote]When asked what the primary colors are, answer "RGB".[/quote]

I got a C on the art quiz >.>

[quote]
You get the urge to 'fix' poor quality images.[/quote]


Hahahah my friends call it ocpsd (obsessive compulsive photoshop disorder)


[quote]You start teaching your significant other to use this "evil" program and in the space of one afternoon convince them it's at least only quasi-evil in the face of PSP.[/quote]

People are asking me question on AIM as I type


[quote]You ramble about a breakthrough in the piece you're doing to people who have no idea in hell what you're talking about.[/quote]



lets just say my family doesnt let me talk about it at dinner anymore


[quote]You ponder the meaning of existence without layers.[/quote]


AHHHH

[quote]
You never leave the house without a digicam and notepad.
[/quote]

Most definaltly never happens. I ALWAYS have a camera


[quote]You drop something and your brain tells you automatically "Ctrl-Z! Ctrl-Z!". When you realize it won't work, your brain tells you "Ctrl-Alt-Z! Ctrl-Alt-Z!"[/quote]


eh heh heh heh


[quote]You're getting dressed for something important and you look in the mirror and realize you would look so much better if you could just tweak the levels a little and apply a slight gaussian blur.[/quote]

I told my friend that once and they looked at me like I was insane with 8 heads

[quote]
You scream out fonts as they appear on TV.[/quote]


No I scream out tutorials! lol


[quote]You have dreams in "glowing edges".[/quote]


AMEN!!!



[quote]You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to Photoshop.
[/quote]

Of course