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Mar 16 2007, 04:36 PM
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What's the most frustratingly ignorant thing someone asked you or said about your religion/culture/group/etc.?
In my case, in relation to religion, a Catholic girl came up to me and asked: "Jewish people don't believe in God, right?" After explaining to her that Jewish people began the entire 'God-fearing-people' trend, she remarked: "Oh, so you believe in Jesus?" I responded by threatening to stab her in the jaw. Any similar stories? Edit: Also, if you didn't get the title, you may qualify to be ignorant yourself. Jewish = religion. Hebrew = language. Come on, now. This post has been edited by ermfermoo: Mar 16 2007, 04:39 PM |
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Mar 16 2007, 11:00 PM
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Every time my spanish teacher sees me look at an asian girl she doesn't know, she asks me if the girl's my girlfriend. She's seen my girlfriend before, but is convinced that all asians look alike. Worst of all, she's completely serious in asking me, and can't recognize my girlfriend's face.
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ermfermoo Learn to speak Jewish Mar 16 2007, 04:36 PM
Mulder ah yes.
her:"so like, you know you're go... Mar 16 2007, 04:56 PM
icy_wonderland QUOTE(Mulder @ Mar 17 2007, 5:56 AM) ah y... Mar 16 2007, 10:15 PM
disco infiltrator Agggh, I get the Jewish-people-don't-believe-i... Mar 16 2007, 05:15 PM
hixfive "So is Buddha the fat, naked guy?"
nuff ... Mar 16 2007, 05:33 PM
ItsSelvy Nothing pisses me off more when they walk up to me... Mar 16 2007, 05:36 PM
Mulder QUOTE(ItsSelvy @ Mar 16 2007, 5:36 PM) No... Mar 16 2007, 05:38 PM
ItsSelvy religion/culture/group/etc.
Culture and grouping ... Mar 16 2007, 05:42 PM
Mulder ah. i skim. sorry.
it makes no sense that they... Mar 16 2007, 05:48 PM
kayceeisms Hello, my name is Kaycee and I might as well speak... Mar 16 2007, 05:54 PM
ItsSelvy One some of my friends complain to me about, is re... Mar 16 2007, 06:14 PM
tic tac. Someone: "Hey Tina, you're Chinese, right... Mar 16 2007, 07:01 PM
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Monochrome. "You speak MEXICAN???????? SPEAK SOME!... Mar 16 2007, 07:06 PM
Intercourse. -thinks-
The only thing I can really think of is ... Mar 16 2007, 07:08 PM
Rachel is love "Do you speak Jewish?"
"Jews believ... Mar 16 2007, 09:05 PM
ksoyeah "Hey. Are you Mexican?"
"Umm...no. ... Mar 16 2007, 09:20 PM
cup noodles youre chinese..doesnt that mean you dont shave you... Mar 16 2007, 10:04 PM
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cup noodles QUOTE(WHIMSICAL 0NE @ Mar 16 2007, 9:10 P... Mar 16 2007, 10:11 PM
happykmd QUOTEHaha, I think that would've been amusing ... Mar 16 2007, 10:13 PM
My Cinderella. Well, they've never said anything like that to... Mar 16 2007, 10:12 PM
icy_wonderland Oh, Suz, that reminds me. Someone asked me if I li... Mar 16 2007, 10:54 PM
kayceeisms I once stated that I support Gay Marriage and was ... Mar 17 2007, 10:27 AM
happykmd ^ Lol same here. I've heard people say that on... Mar 17 2007, 11:30 AM
Jeng So you're chinese, so you were born in China.
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