The "Truth" About 666, Here we go..... Options

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Truth About 6-06-06

Well there have been bulletins stating that on 06/06/06 at 6:06 am the demon will let lose and the end of the world occur, but I'm not sure thats all true because first of all the bible says the end will happen at night and you will hear trumpits and drums. Plus God designed our minds so that we could never fully understand him and 06/06/06 is too obvious, its most likely going to happen when we least expect it. In the bible 06/06/06 does not represent the end, it is just a mark that is placed on your head if you follow the devils word when "the end" does come, to be quite frank, its not the end of the world, its the new beginnig of a new world. Demons will come on earth but after the war between good and evil Jesus will lead is followers into salvation and the earth will be his kingdom. So if your going to write about 666, get backround information and don't write out of ignorance. Besides if you follow God's commandments and believe in Jesus you have nothing to worry about.

Discuss.

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^Buddha loves you! Time for a joke.

One day, heaven is beginning to fill up (of course due to the population explosion), so St. Peter decides to ask each person a question about the bible before they can enter. Three men stand at the pearly gates, waiting to get into heaven. "How many wise men were there?" St. Peter asks the first man. "Three." He answers, and the trumpets sound, the gates open, and the first man enters.

"How long did the flood last?" St. Peter asks the second man. "Forty days and forty nights." He answers, and the trumpets sound, the gates open and the second man enters. Seeing how easily the first two answered his trivia, St. Peter thinks of a much more difficult question for the second man. Finally, he asks, "What was the first thing Eve said to Adam in the Garden?"

The man thinks and thinks, but can't come up with an answer. "Boy, that's a hard one," he finally says. And the trumpets blow, the gates open, and the last man enters heaven.




how about another one!

Heaven is getting crowded, so God tells St. Peter that in order to get into heaven you ahve to have had a really bad day...so St. Peter goes o the Pearly Gates to make sure this happens and sure enough, there's three guys at the gates. St. Peter asks the first man, "So, what happened to you? How did you die?"

"Well, I was on my balcony doing my yoga naked (I'm on the 36th floor, so no one can see me) and I slipped and fell. I managed to catch myself on the railing of the blacony below me and this madman I have never met before starts basking my fingers...Well, I fall down into the bushes under the apartment building, but I'm still alive, and then this crazy sonofabitch throws a fridge on me! That's how I died."

"Wow," says St. Peter, "you sound like you had a really crappy day...come on in!" St. Peter turns to the second man, "What happened to you? How did you die?"

"Well, I thought my wife was cheating on me, so I went home early from work to try to catch her in the act. Sure enough, I get home and there's her clothing everywhere, she's naked in bed, and this guys clothing everywhere. Well, I look everywhere for the guy and I find the sonofabitch hanging off my balcony butt-naked. I bashed his fingers with a frying pan and he fell off my balcony, but I wanted to make sure the cuckholding bastard was dead, so I threw my fridge down after him. Unfortunately, in doing so, I had a heart attack and died..."

"Geez," says St. Peter, "you had a really crappy day...well, come on in." St. Peter turn to the third man and sasy, "So, how did you die?"

"You're not going to believe this," says the third man, "But I'm naked, hiding in this fridge..."





and another!


Four nuns are standing in line at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter tells them they must put whichever part of their body they've sinned with in a basin of holy water before they can enter Heaven.

The first nun walks up and sticks one finger in the water. St. Peter says "you've been cleansed, you may now enter heaven," and she walks through the gates.

The second nun walks up and sticks her whole hand in the water. St. Peter says "you've been cleansed, you may now enter heaven," and she walks through the gates.

The third nun walks up, but the fourth nun suddenly cuts in front of her. "Why have you cut in front of her?" asks St. Peter.

"I'm sorry," says the nun, "I just wanted to wash out my mouth before she could stick her ass in the water."

These belong in Humor, no? ;] Stay on topic.

This post has been edited by kayceeisms: Mar 15 2007, 09:21 PM