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When a boy and a girl...
Bonobo
post Mar 14 2007, 04:29 PM
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When a girl wants a kiss she bites her lip
When a guy wants a kiss he sways



When a girl wants to hug she gets really close
When a guy wants to hug he keeps faces her



When I want to waste your time... I write fake crap like this. tease.gif


_dry.gif Does this^ boy an girl crap annoy anyone else besides me
 
 
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Bonobo
post Mar 14 2007, 06:51 PM
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blink.gif hahahahaha i just saw this bulletien on myspace

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A LITTLE GIRLS'S PARENTS FIGHT ALMOST EVERY NIGHT. ONE NIGHT THE DAD COMES HOME DRUNK AND MAD. HE PULLS OUT A GUN AND SHOOTS HIS WIFE THEN TURNS THE GUN ON HIMSELF. THE LITTLE GIRL SITS BEHIND THE COUCH CRYING. THE POLICE COME AND TAKE THE LITTLE GIRL TO AN ORPHANAGE. SHE WALKS INTO THE THE BEDROOM,AND THERE IS A PICTURE OF JESUS ON THE CROSS.

GIRL: HOW DID THAT MAN GET OFF OF THAT?

TEACHER: HE DIDN'T.

GIRL: YES HE DID.

TEACHER: NO HE DIDN'T.

GIRL: YES HE DID HE ALWAYS SAT NEXT TO ME WHEN MY PARENTS FOUGHT, AND HE TOLD ME EVERYTHING WOULD BE OK.

YOU READ THIS BECAUSE IT SAID FIGHT, BUT WOULD YOU HAVE READ IT IF IT SAID JESUS STORY? POST THIS AS FIGHT AT (YOUR SCHOOL NAME)? DONT IGNORE THIS. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO MIGHT BE WATCHING



okay... now there are two things wrong with this.

1. The christian faith believes that jesus was taken down from the cross, and rose again.... laugh.gif

2. Jesus doesnt give a shit about myspace

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ItsSelvy   When a boy and a girl...   Mar 14 2007, 04:29 PM
Intercourse.   Eh I've always hated little quotes that you ca...   Mar 14 2007, 04:41 PM
Ma Ass is WOW   when i wanna poop, i usually tell everyone   Mar 14 2007, 04:48 PM
.fire   QUOTE(Ma Ass is WOW @ Mar 15 2007, 8:48 A...   Mar 15 2007, 02:09 AM
xxamandajanexx   REPOST THIS IN TWO SECONDS OR YOU'LL DIE! ...   Mar 14 2007, 06:24 PM
ItsSelvy   QUOTE(xxamandajanexx @ Mar 14 2007, 7:24 ...   Mar 14 2007, 06:34 PM
niciDOOM   i want more :(... why so short!   Mar 14 2007, 06:31 PM
WHIMSICAL 0NE   Yeah, I think chain e-mails are dumb. I hate it wh...   Mar 14 2007, 06:41 PM
sweet tangerine   I hate when people do that stuff on youtube and th...   Mar 14 2007, 06:45 PM
priyas   QUOTE(sweet tangerine @ Mar 14 2007, 4:45...   Mar 14 2007, 07:19 PM
ItsSelvy   hahahahaha i just saw this bulletien on myspace Q...   Mar 14 2007, 06:51 PM
Monochrome.   I hate those kind of comments on myspace. "Gi...   Mar 14 2007, 11:00 PM
ItsSelvy   QUOTEI'll take my chances[quote] :lol: ...   Mar 15 2007, 12:57 AM
No Fear   I will kill them!   Mar 15 2007, 12:55 PM
suddenly she   I hate those beyond all reason! Especially all...   Mar 15 2007, 05:48 PM
My Cinderella.   I get irritated by those chain letter things. I me...   Mar 15 2007, 06:11 PM
iRock cB   Yeah. I never read those. Once I have read enough ...   Mar 15 2007, 06:18 PM
hixfive   theres chain letters EVERYWHERE :angry: and even i...   Mar 15 2007, 07:00 PM
Wo0yaPo0ya   They're tolerable for a little but after a whi...   Mar 15 2007, 07:26 PM
ItsSelvy   The stupidest ones are when it says. If you post t...   Mar 15 2007, 07:33 PM
suddenly she   QUOTE(ItsSelvy @ Mar 15 2007, 8:33 PM) Th...   Mar 16 2007, 02:00 AM
WHIMSICAL 0NE   Like OH EM GEE my computer knows who I like... no ...   Mar 15 2007, 09:36 PM
ItsSelvy   QUOTE(WHIMSICAL 0NE @ Mar 15 2007, 10:36 ...   Mar 15 2007, 11:23 PM
&/degradanca.   those annoy me quite a lot. ANYONE could think up ...   Mar 16 2007, 03:33 AM


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