M.A.D., A Parody of M.A.D.D. Options

[ComradeRed]

This is my parody of The Drunk Driving Poem

[MAD - Mutually Assured Destruction]

I went to a silo,
And remembered what you said.
You told me not to fire, Sir,
So I sat around instead.

I felt proud of myself,
The way you said I would,
I didn't blow up Russia,
Though the Prez said I should.

I made a healthy choice,
And your advice to me was right,
The Cold War finally ended,
And the Commies out of sight.

I got into my jet,
Sure to get home in one piece,
I never knew what was coming, Sir,
Something I expected least.

Now I'm lying on nuclear waste,
And I hear the commissar say,
The fool Cappies let their guard down,
His Red Voice seems far away.

My own blood's all around me,
As I try hard not to cry.
I can hear the noble soldier say,
We are all going to die!

I'm sure Boris had no idea,
About the Red Button,
Because he chose to fire a nuke,
Now we would have to die.

So then why do people do it,
Knowing that it ruins lives?
And now the pain is cutting me,
Like a thousand stabbing knives.

Tell the Congress not to be afraid,
Tell the Prez to be brave,
And when the Red Army lands,
Nuke the Russkies to their graves,

Someone should have taught them,
Never to start World War III,
For if Comrade Stalin had,
We'd still be alive.

Our fighters are being shot down,
Our troops are falling here,
This is the final battle,
And we're so unprepared.

I wish the same fate for Moscow,
As New York lies in ash,
I wish that Hitler had beat the Reds,
As they wave the Crimson Sash...

[ComradeRed]

Aw, not sad like teh drunk poem? I'm not good at writing sad stuff.